There the finishing stroke of ravishment is given to the toilette
disarranged by a long drive through the impeding snow. There Miss
Parkington (whose papa has lately revived his old school friendship
with Mr. Green) discovers, to her unspeakable disgust, that the
ten mile drive through the cold has invested her cheek with purple
tints, and given to her ~retrousse~ (ill-natured people call it
"pug") nose a hue that mocks
The turkey's crested fringe.
There, too, Miss Waters (whose paternities had hitherto only been on
morning-call terms with the Manor Green people, but had brushed up
their acquaintance now that there was a son of marriageable years and
heir to an independent fortune) discovers to her dismay that the
joltings received during a six-mile drive through snowed-up lanes,
have somewhat
[192 ADVENTURES OF MR. VERDANT GREEN]
deteriorated the very full-dress aspect of her attire, and
considerably flattened its former balloon-like dimensions. And
there, too, Miss Brindle (whose family have been hunted up for the
occasion) makes the alarming discovery that, in the <VG192.JPG> lurch
which their hack-fly had made at the cross roads, her brother
Alfred's patent boots had not only dragged off some yards (more or
less) of her flounces, but had also - to use her own mystical
language - "torn her skirt at the gathers!"
All, however, is put right as far as possible. A warm at the
sanctum's fire diminishes the purple in Miss Parkington's cheeks; and
the maid, by some hocus-pocus peculiar to her craft, again inflates
Miss Waters into a balloon, and stitches up Miss Brindle's flounces
and "gathers." The ladies join their respective gentlemen, who have
been cooling their toes and uttering warm anathemas in the hall; and
the party sail, arm-in-arm, into the drawing-room, and forthwith fall
to lively remarks on that neutral ground of conversation, the
weather. Mr. Verdant Green is there, dressed with elaborate
magnificence; but he continues in a state of listless apathy, and is
indifferent to the "lively" rattle of the balloon-like Miss Waters,
until John the footman (who is suffering from influenza) rouses him
into animation by the magic talisman "Bister, Bissis, an' the Biss
"Oneywoods;" when he beams through his spectacles in the most benign
and satisfied manner.
[AN OXFORD FRESHMAN 193]
The Misses Honeywood are as blooming as usual: the cold air, instead
of spoiling their good looks, has but improved their healthy style of
beauty; and they smile, laugh, and talk in a perfectly easy,
unaffected, and natural manner. Mr. Verdant Green at once makes his
way to Miss Patty Honeywood's side, and, gracefully standing beside
her, coffee-cup in hand, plunges headlong into the depths of a
tangled conversation. <VG193.JPG>
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