Meanwhile, the drawing-room of the Manor Green becomes filled in a
way that has not been seen for many a long year; and the intelligent
Mr. Mole, the gardener (who has been impressed as an odd man for the
occasion, and is served up in a pseudo-livery to make him more
presentable), sees more "genteel" people than have, for a long time,
been visible to his naked eye. The intelligent Mr. Mole, when he has
afterwards been restored to the bosom of Mrs. Mole and his family,
confides to his equally intelligent helpmate that, in his opinion,
"Master has guv the party to get husbands for the young ladies" - an
opinion which, though perhaps not founded on
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fact so far as it related to the party which was the subject of Mr.
Mole's remark, would doubtless be applicable to many similar parties
given under somewhat similar circumstances.
It is not improbable that the intelligent Mr. Mole may have based his
opinion on a circumstance - which, to a gentleman of his sagacity,
must have carried great weight - namely, that whenever in the course
of the evening the hall was made the promenade for the loungers and
dancers, he perceived, firstly, that Miss Green was invariably
accompanied by Mr. Charles Larkyns; secondly, that the Rev. Josiah
Meek kept Miss Helen dallying about the wine and lemonade tray much
longer than was necessary for the mere consumption of the cooling
liquids; and thirdly, that Miss Fanny, who was a pert, talkative Miss
of sixteen, was continually to be found there with either Mr. Henry
Bouncer or Mr. Alfred Brindle dancing attendance upon her. But, be
this as it may, the intelligent Mr. Mole was impressed with the
conviction that Mr. Green had called his young friends together as to
a matrimonial auction, and that his daughters were to be put up
without reserve, and knocked down to the highest bidder.
All the party have arrived. The weather has been talked over for the
last time (for the present); a harp, violin, and a cornet-a-piston
from the county town, influenced by the spirit of gin-and-water, are
heard discoursing most eloquent music in the dining-room, which has
been cleared out for the dance. Miss Patty Honeywood, accepting the
offer of Mr. Verdant Green's arm, swims joyously out of the room;
other ladies and gentlemen pair, and follow: the ball is opened.
A polka follows the quadrille; and, while the dancers rest awhile
from their exertions, or crowd around the piano in the drawing-room
to hear the balloon-like Miss Waters play a firework piece of music,
in which execution takes the place of melody, and chromatic scales
are discharged from her fingers like showers of rockets, Mr. Verdant
Green mysteriously weeds out certain members of the party, and
vanishes with them up-stairs.
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