Meanwhile, his friends, Mr. Verdant Green and Mr. Henry Bouncer, were
enjoying Oxford life, and disporting themselves among the crowd of
skaters in the Christ Church meadows. And a very different scene did
the meadows present to the time when they had last skimmed over its
surface. Then, the green fields were covered with Sailing-boats,
out-riggers, and punts, and Mr. Verdant Green had nearly come to an
untimely end in the waters. But now the scene was changed! Jack
Frost had stepped in, and had seized the flood in his frozen fingers,
and had bound it up in an icy breast-plate.
And a capital place did the meadows make for any Undergraduate who
was either a professed skater, or whose skating education (as in the
case of our hero) had been altogether neglected. For the water was
only of a moderate depth; so that, in the event of the ice giving
way, there was nothing to fear beyond a slight and partial ducking.
This was especially fortunate for Mr. Verdant Green, who, after
having experienced total submersion and a narrow escape from drowning
on that very spot, would never have been induced to again commit
himself to the surface of the deep, had he not been fully convinced
that the deep had now subsided into a shallow. With his breast
fortified by this resolution, he therefore fell a victim to the syren
tongue of Mr. Bouncer, when that gentle-
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man observed to him with sincere feeling, "Giglamps, old fellow! it
would be a beastly shame, when there's such jolly ice, if you did not
learn to skate; especially, as I can show you the trick."
For, Mr. Bouncer was not only skilful with his hands and arms, but
could also perform feats with his feet. He could not only dance
quadrilles in dress boots in a ball-room, but he could also go
through the figures on the ice in a pair of skates. He could do the
outside edge at a more acute angle than the generality of people; he
could cut figures of eight that were worthy of Cocker himself, he
could display spread-eagles that would have astonished the Fellows of
the Zoological Society. He could skim over the thinnest ice in the
most don't-care way; and, when at full speed, would stoop to pick up
a stone. He would take a hop-skip-and-a-jump; and would vault over
walking-sticks, as easily as if he were on dry land, - an
accomplishment which he had learnt of the Count Doembrownski, a
Russian gentleman, who, in his own country, lived chiefly on skates,
and, in this country, on pigeons, and whose short residence in Oxford
was suddenly brought to a full stop by the arbitrary power of the
Vice-Chancellor. So, Mr. Verdant Green was persuaded to purchase,
and put on a pair of skates, and to make his first appearance as a
skater in the Christ Church meadows, under the auspices of Mr.
Bouncer.
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