The sensation of first finding yourself in a pair of skates is
peculiar. It is not unlike the sensation which must have been felt
by the young bear, when he was dropped from his mamma's mouth, and,
for the first time, told to walk. The poor little bear felt, that it
was all very well to say "walk,"- but how was he to do it? Was he to
walk with his right fore-leg only? or, with his left fore-leg? or,
with both his fore-legs? or, was he to walk with his right hind-leg?,
or, with his left hind-leg? or, with both his hind-legs? or, was he
to make a combination of hind and fore-legs, and walk with all four
at once? or, what was he to do? So he tried each of these ways; and
they all failed. Poor little bear!
Mr. Verdant Green felt very much in the little bear's condition. He
was undecided whether to skate with his right leg, or with his left
leg, or with both his legs. He tried his right leg, and immediately
it glided off at right angles with his body, while his left leg
performed a similar and spontaneous movement in the contrary
direction. Having captured his left leg, he put it cautiously
forwards, and immediately it twisted under him, while his right leg
amused itself by describing an altogether unnecessary circle.
Obtaining a brief mastery over both legs, he put them forwards at the
same moment, and they fled from beneath him,
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and he was flung - bump!- on his back. Poor little bear! But, if it
is hard to make a start in a pair of skates <VG204.JPG> when you are
in a perpendicular position, how much is the difficulty increased
when your position has become a horizontal one! You raise yourself on
your knees, - you assist yourself with your hands, - and, no sooner
have you got one leg right, than away slides the other, and down you
go. It is like the movement in that scene with the pair of short
stilts, in which the French clowns are so amusing, and it is almost
as difficult to perform. Mr. Verdant Green soon found that though he
might be ambitious to excel in the polite accomplishment of skating,
yet that his ambition was destined to meet with many a fall. But he
persevered, and perseverance will achieve wonders, especially when
aided by the tuition of such an indefatigable gentleman as Mr.
Bouncer.
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