Co. had promised to make Mr. Verdant Green a member, occupied
spacious rooms in a certain large house in a certain small street not
a hundred miles from the High Street. The ascent to the Lodge-room,
which was at the top of the house, was by a rather formidable flight
of stairs, up which Mr. Verdant Green tremblingly climbed, attended
by Mr. Bouncer as his ~fidus Achates~. The little gentleman, in that
figurative Oriental language to which he was so partial,
considerately advised his friend to keep up his pecker and never say
die; but his exhortation of "Now, don't you be frightened, Giglamps,
we shan't hurt you more than we can help," only increased the anguish
of our hero's sensations; and when at the last he found himself at
the top of the stairs, and before a door which was guarded by Mr.
Foote, who held a drawn sword, and was dressed in unusually full
masonic costume, and looked stern and unearthly in the dusky gloom,
he turned back, and would have made his escape had he not been
prevented by Mr. "Footelights' " naked weapon. Mr. Bouncer had
previously cautioned him that he must not in any way evince a
recognition of his friends until the ceremonies of the initiation
were completed, and that the infringement of this command would lead
to his total expulsion from his friends' society. Mr. Bouncer had
also told him that he must not be surprised at anything that he might
see or hear; which, under the circumstances, was very seasonable as
well as sensible advice. Mr. Verdant Green, therefore, submitted to
his fate, and to Mr. Footelights' drawn sword.
"The first step, Giglamps," whispered Mr. Bouncer, "is the
blindfolding; the next is the challenge, which is in Coptic, the
original language, you know, of the members of the first Lodge of
Cemented Bricks. Swordbearer and Deputy Past Pantile Foote will do
this for you. I must go and put my things on. Remember, you musn't
recognize me when you come into the Lodge. Adoo, Samiwel! keep your
pecker up." Mr. Verdant Green wrung his friend's hand, pocketed his
spectacles, and submitted to be blindfolded.
Mr. Footelights then took him by the hand, and knocked three times at
the door. A voice, which Verdant recognized as that of Mr. Blades,
inquired, "Kilaricum luricum tweedlecum twee?"
To which Mr. Footelights replied, "Astrakansa siphonia bostrukizon!"
and laid the cold steel blade against Mr. Verdant Green's cheek in a
way which made that gentleman shiver.
Mr. Blades' voice then said, "Swordbearer and Deputy Past Pantile,
pass in the neophyte who seeks to be a Cemented Brick"; and Mr.
Verdant Green was thereupon guided into the room.
"Gropelos toldery lol! remove the handkerchief," said the voice of
Mr. Blades.
[AN OXFORD FRESHMAN 293]
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