The glare from numerous wax-lights, reflected as it was from polished
gold, silver, and marble, affected Mr. Verdant Green's bandaged eyes,
and prevented him for a time from seeing anything distinctly, but on
Mr. Foote motioning to him that he might resume his spectacles, he
was soon enabled by their aid to survey the scene. Around him stood
Mr. Bouncer, Mr. Blades, Mr. Flexible Shanks, and Mr. Foote. Each
held a drawn and gleaming sword; each wore aprons, scarves, or
mantles; each was decorated with mystic masonic jewellery; each was
silent and preternaturally serious. The room was large and was
furnished with the greatest splendour, but its contents seemed
strange and mysterious to our hero's eyes.
"Advance the neophyte! Oodiny dulipy sing!" said Mr. Blades, who
walked to the other end of the room, stepped upon a dais, ascended
his throne, and laid aside the sword for a sceptre. Mr. Foote and
Mr. Flexible Shanks then took Mr. Verdant Green by either shoulder,
and escorted him up the room with their drawn swords turned towards
him, while Mr. Bouncer followed, and playfully prodded him in the
rear.
In the front of Mr. Blades' throne there was a species of altar, of
which the chief ornaments were a large sword, a skull and
cross-bones, illuminated by a great wax light placed in a tall silver
candlestick. Silver globes and pillars stood upon the dais on either
side of the throne; and luxuriously-velveted chairs and rows of seats
were ranged around. Before the altar-like erection a small funereal
black and white carpet was spread upon the black and white lozenged
floor; and on this carpet were arranged the following articles:- a
money chest, a ballot box (very like Miss Bouncer's Camera), two
pairs of swords, three little mallets, and a skull and cross-bones -
the display of which emblems of mortality confirmed Mr. Verdant Green
in his previously-formed opinion, that the Lodge-room was a veritable
chamber of horrors, and he would willingly have preferred a visit to
that "lodge in some vast wilderness," for which the poet sighed, and
to have forgone all those promised benefits that were to be derived
from Freemasonry.
But wishing could not save him. He had no sooner arrived in front of
the skull and cross-bones than the procession halted, and Mr. Blades,
rising from his throne, said, "Let the Sword-bearer and Deputy Past
Pantile, together with the Provincial Grand Mortar-board, do their
duty! Ramohun roy azalea tong! Produce the poker! Past Grand Hodman,
remain on guard!"
Mr. Foote and Mr. Flexible Shanks removed their hands and swords from
Mr. Verdant Green, and walked solemnly down the room, leaving little
Mr. Bouncer standing beside our hero, and holding the drawn sword
above his head. Mr. Foote and Mr.
[294 ADVENTURES OF MR. VERDANT GREEN]
Flexible Shanks returned, escorting between them the poker. It was
cold! that was a relief. But how long was it to remain so?
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