The Adventures of My Cousin SmoothTempleton, Timothy
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The Adventures of My Cousin Smooth
Templeton, Timothy
Pierce, Franklin, 1804-1869 -- Humor; United States -- Politics and government -- 1853-1857
that his master was regarded with the same eye of suspicion. Pierce
was not ignorant of this, and to obviate Smooth's difficulties, said
he would send him Down East, as before related. Being of an undecided
turn, he could not make up his mind about the war business in Europe,
nor could he exactly define where he stood with regard to Central
America. He would like to give me (Smooth) the job to do the fighting
for these United States, for he felt sure I could not fail to make a
grand affair of it. As for Caleb being taken into the contract (he,
the General, shook his head doubtingly), he had some doubt of the
policy; he was fast enough, but there was no knowing which way he
would turn at any moment, nor was he at all times to be trusted. For
the present, Smooth must be contented with a first-class mission to
Down East, where he would settle the fish and other questions
international; at the same time, he might be evolving in his mind the
affair of the war. Did Minister Smooth deem it expedient, he might
without prejudice, taking the Ostend for example, call together on the
Island of St. Paul--or, if preferable, the Isle of Sables--a Congress
of American Ministers, provided, nevertheless, he invite Major Hammet,
of the Pictou Mission, and Governor Darby, of the Isle of Dogs. Pierce
strictly enjoined that no letters be received from Monsieur Souley,
nor his dogmatic Secretary, and that the subjects to be discussed were
the internal affairs of Baffin's Bay, Greenland, the North Pole, the
Labrador Coast, and the straits of Bell Isle--from which the
importation of cod oil had sadly fallen off during our fish
difficulties. Not to weary the reader, Smooth is here happy to relieve
his mind by stating that simple prudence restrained him from calling
together this august Congress; he left it where he found it--in
Mr. Pierce's fruitful head.
"Conscious of the necessity, Smooth bound Mr. Pierce down to detail,
particularly stipulating that he should bear the ultimate
responsibility in the event of failure. Now to the result!
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