The Adventurous Simplicissimus: being the description of the Life of a Strange vagabond named Melchior Sternfels von FuchshaimGrimmelshausen, Hans Jakob Christoph von
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The Adventurous Simplicissimus: being the description of the Life of a Strange vagabond named Melchior Sternfels von Fuchshaim
Grimmelshausen, Hans Jakob Christoph von
German fiction -- Translations into English; Thirty Years' War, 1618-1648 -- Fiction
With that I made as if I were angry, and said: "Do ye men think, then,
that we beasts be all fools? That may ye not imagine. I do maintain
that if older beasts could speak as well as I, that they would tell you
a very different story. If ye deem we are so stupid, then tell me who
hath taught the wild wood-pigeons, the jays, the blackbirds, and
the partridges to purge themselves with laurel-leaves, and doves,
turtle-doves, and fowls with dandelions. Who teacheth cat and dog to
eat the dewy grass when they desire to purge a full belly? Who hath
taught the tortoise to heal a bite with hemlock or the stag when he is
shot to have recourse to the dictamnus or calamint? Who taught the
weasel to use the rue when she will fight with bat or snake? Who maketh
the wild boar to know the ivy and the bear the mandrake, and saith to
them it is their medicine? Who giveth the swallow to understand that
she should heal her fledglings' dim eyes with chelidonium? Who did
instruct the snake to eat of fennel when she will cast her slough and
heal her darkened eyes? Who teacheth the stork to purge himself, the
pelican to let himself blood and the bear to get himself scarified by
bees? Nay, I might almost say, ye men have learned your arts and
sciences from us beasts. Ye eat and drink yourselves to death, and that
we beasts do never do. Lion or wolf, when he is by way of growing too
fat, then he fasteth till again he is thin, active, and healthy. And
which party dealeth most wisely herein? Yea, above and beyond all this,
consider the fowls of the air; regard the various architecture of their
cunning nests, and inasmuch as all your labours can never imitate them,
therefore ye must acknowledge they be both wiser and more ingenious
than ye men yourselves. Who telleth to our summer birds when they
should come to us for the spring and hatch their young, or for the
autumn, when they should again betake themselves from us to warmer
climes? Who teacheth them they must choose a gathering-place to that
end? Who leadeth them or sheweth them the way? Do ye men lend them,
perchance, a compass that they fall not out by the way? Nay, my good
friends, they do know the way without your help, and how long they must
spend therein, and when they must depart from this place and the other,
and therefore have no need of your compass nor your almanack. Further,
behold the industrious spider, whose web is wellnigh a miracle: look if
you find a singly knot in all her weaving. What hunter or fisher hath
taught her how to spread her net, and when she hath laid that net to
catch her prey, to set herself either in the furthest corner or else
full in the centre? Ye men do admire the raven of whom Plutarchus
writeth that he threw into a vessel that was half full of water so many
stones that the water rose until he could conveniently drink thereof.
What would ye do if ye were to dwell among the beasts and there behold
all the rest of their dealings, their doings, and their not-doings?
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