The Adventurous Simplicissimus: being the description of the Life of a Strange vagabond named Melchior Sternfels von FuchshaimGrimmelshausen, Hans Jakob Christoph von
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The Adventurous Simplicissimus: being the description of the Life of a Strange vagabond named Melchior Sternfels von Fuchshaim
Grimmelshausen, Hans Jakob Christoph von
German fiction -- Translations into English; Thirty Years' War, 1618-1648 -- Fiction
So we rose up and came to the gaming-place, where men tilt with the
dice, and loudly they cursed with all the blood and thunder, wounds and
damnation that they could lay their tongues to. The place was wellnigh
as big as the Old Market at Cologne, spread with cloaks and furnished
with tables, and those full of gamesters: and every company had its
four-cornered thieves' bones, on which they hazarded their luck; for
share their money they must, and give it to one and take it from
another. So likewise every cloak or table had its coupier (croupier I
should have said, and might well have said[15] "cooperer"), whose
office 'twas to be judges and to see that none was cheated; they too
lent the cloaks and tables and dice, and contrived so well to get their
hire out of the winnings that they generally got the chief share: yet
it bred them no advantage, for commonly they gamed it away again, or
when it was best laid out, 'twas the sutler or the barber-surgeon that
had it--for there were many broken heads to mend.
At these fools one might well wonder, how they all thought to win,
which was impossible, even if they had played at another's[16] risk:
and though all hoped for this, yet the cry was, the more players the
more skill; for each thought on his own luck; and so it happened that
some hit and some missed, some won and some lost. Thereupon some
cursed, some roared; some cheated and others were jockeyed--whereat the
winners laughed and the losers gnashed their teeth: some sold their
clothes and all they valued most, and others again won even that money
from them: some wanted honest dice, and others, on the contrary part,
would have false ones, and brought in such secretly, which again others
threw away, broke in two, bit with their teeth, and tore the croupiers'
cloaks. Among the false dice were Dutch ones, that one must cast with a
good spin; for these had the sides, whereon the fives and sixes were,
as sharp as the back of the wooden horse on which soldiers be punished:
others were High German, to which a man must in casting give the
Bavarian swing. Some were of stag's-horn, light above and heavy below.
Others were loaded with quicksilver or lead, and others, again, with
split hairs, sponge, chaff, and charcoal: some had sharp corners,
others had them pared quite away: some were long like logs and some
broad like tortoises. All which kinds were made but for cheating: and
what they were made for, that they did, whether they were thrown with a
swing or trickled on to the board, and no coupling of them was of any
avail; to say nothing of those that had two fives or two sixes or, on
the other hand, two aces or two deuces. With these thieves' bones they
stole, filched, and plundered each other's goods, which they themselves
perchance had stolen, or at least with danger to life and limb, or
other grievous trouble and labour, had won.
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