Detective and mystery stories; Murder -- Fiction; Yachts -- Fiction
It had been one of McWhirter’s inspirations, on learning how I had been
engaged, the small book called “The Perfect Butler.” I took it from the
pocket of my flannel shirt, under my oilskins, and held it out to her.
“I have not got very far,” I said humbly. “It’s not inspiring reading.
I’ve got the wine glasses straightened out, but it seems a lot of fuss
about nothing. Wine is wine, isn’t it? What difference, after all, does
a hollow stem or green glass make—”
The rain was beating down on us. The “Perfect Butler” was weeping
tears; as its chart of choice vintages was mixed with water. Miss Lee
looked up, smiling, from the book.
“You prefer ‘a jug of wine,”’ she said.
“Old Omar had the right idea; only I imagine, literally, it was a skin
of wine. They didn’t have jugs, did they?”
“You know the ‘Rubaiyat’?” she asked slowly.
“I know the jug of wine and loaf of bread part,” I admitted, irritated
at the slip. “In my home city they’re using it to advertise a
particular sort of bread. You know—‘A book of verses underneath the
bough, a loaf of Wiggin’s home-made bread, and thou.”’
In spite of myself, in spite of the absurd verse, of the pouring rain,
of the fact that I was shortly to place her dinner before her in the
capacity of upper servant, I thrilled to the last two words.
“‘And thou,’” I repeated.
She looked up at me, startled, and for a second our glances held. The
next moment she was gone, and I was alone on a rain swept deck, cursing
my folly.
That night, in a white linen coat, I served dinner in the after house.
The meal was unusually gay, rendered so by the pitching of the boat and
the uncertainty of the dishes. In the general hilarity, my awkwardness
went unnoticed. Miss Lee, sitting beside Vail, devoted herself to him.
Mrs. Johns, young and blonde, tried to interest Turner, and, failing in
that, took to watching me, to my discomfiture. Mrs. Turner, with
apprehensive eyes on her husband, ate little and drank nothing.
Dinner over in the main cabin, they lounged into the chart-room—except
Mrs. Johns, who, following them to the door, closed it behind them and
came back. She held a lighted cigarette, and she stood just outside the
zone of candlelight, watching me through narrowed eyes.
“You got along very well to-night,” she observed. “Are you quite strong
again?”
“Quite strong, Mrs. Johns.”
“You have never done this sort of thing before, have you?”
“Butler’s work? No—but it is rather simple.”
“I thought perhaps you had,” she said. “I seem to recall you,
vaguely—that is, I seem to remember a crowd of people, and a noise—I
dare say I did see you in a crowd somewhere. You know, you are rather
an unforgettable type.”
I was nonplused as to how a butler would reply to such a statement, and
took refuge in no reply at all. As it happened, none was needed. The
ship gave a terrific roll at that moment, and I just saved the
Chartreuse as it was leaving the table. Mrs. Johns was holding to a
chair.
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