The Age of Science: A Newspaper of the Twentieth CenturyCobbe, Frances Power
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The Age of Science: A Newspaper of the Twentieth Century
Cobbe, Frances Power
Dystopias -- Fiction; England -- Fiction; Satire; Science fiction
remaining kinds have been perhaps rather recklessly used by
vivisectors, whose ardour in the noble cause of science has caused
them to experiment, on an average, on about 14,000 dogs apiece (an
example originally set by the sainted Maurizio Schiff), and the result
has been that we only find at present twelve animals surviving, of
whom nine belong to the class Mongrel. One noble old Newfoundland, who
would have greatly graced the collection, was, it is said, drowned by
his owner last year under interesting circumstances. The dog was much
devoted to his master (a celebrated physiologist), and especially to
his boy, a child of six years old. One day the little fellow fell out
of a boat, and sank for the last time, when the dog arrived, and with
immense difficulty (the water being very deep and stormy) dived for
him and brought him safe to shore. The animal itself was so nearly
exhausted that its stertorous breathing and other symptoms suggested
to the physiologist the scientific interest which would attach to
watching it slowly drowning in a suitable vessel, where all the
conditions of that death could be accurately investigated on so large
a scale as that of a full sized dog. The learned gentleman
accordingly, in obedience to these fine and fleeting suggestions of
the intellect, drowned the animal in a tub in his physiological
laboratory as soon as his son was sufficiently recovered to witness
the instructive and entertaining spectacle. The dog, when withdrawn
half dead for a moment from the water, having attempted to lick the
boy’s face, the child was weak enough to implore his father to spare
it; but the learned gentleman of course pointed out to the boy the
folly of such a request, and the experiment was completed. We trust to
see this young gentleman hereafter as sound and eminent a physiologist
as his distinguished father.
After some five columns more of similar _Intelligence_, the _Age of
Science_ proceeds to give its readers a few Reviews of Books. The
brevity of the remarks vouchsafed to these productions seems to indicate
that no great importance is attached to Literature properly so called,
but only to treatises on Physical Science.
The Notices run as follow:—
_REVIEWS._
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