The Airship "Golden Hind"Westerman, Percy F. (Percy Francis)
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The Airship "Golden Hind"
Westerman, Percy F. (Percy Francis)
Adventure stories; Flight -- Juvenile fiction; Voyages around the world -- Juvenile fiction
"So Count von Sinzig has five hours’ start, eh?" remarked the worthy
representative of the International Air Board. "That’s nothing. You’ll
make that up easily. The documents? Ah--yes--quite so. Unfortunately,
the seals are in my office. I’ll be along there very shortly."
"Isn’t your signature enough?" asked the baronet.
The great one hesitated. On the one hand, he wanted to impress his
callers by admitting that his signature was "absolutely it." On the
other, years of punctilious devotion to the ethics of red tape urged him
to deprecate such a cutting of the Gordian knot.
"No, Sir Reginald," he replied. "Both are necessary. One is not
conclusively in order without the other. I’ll be at the office by
three."
It was now a quarter-past two. Fosterdyke felt strongly inclined to
enquire pointedly why three-quarters of an hour would be taken up by the
Commissioner in getting from his quarters to his office.
By ten minutes past three the various documents were sealed and signed.
As the competitors were on the point of taking their departure the
Commissioner spoke again.
"I don’t seem to have seen Form 4456," he observed dryly. "That had to
be obtained before you left England."
"It wasn’t," replied the baronet, bluntly. "An oversight, I admit, but
you don’t suggest that I return to England to get it?"
"It is necessary," was the rejoinder. "Without it the flight would not
be in order. In fact, as an authorised representative of the
International Air Board I can rule you out of the contest."
"Piffle!" declared Fosterdyke hotly. He was rapidly nearing the end of
his restraint. "This, I may observe, is a contest of aircraft, not a
paper competition. Form 4456 is not an absolute essential. Since you
require it, I presume the case can be met if my representative in
England has the form made out and sent to you by registered post. It
will be in your hands before the ’Golden Hind’ completes the circuit."
The Commissioner consulted a ponderous tome, chock-a-block with rules
and regulations for aerial navigation, written in official phraseology
so confusing that it was possible to have more than one interpretation
for at least seventy-five per cent. of the complicated paragraphs.
Quoting Article 1071, sub-section 3c, the official made the discovery
that the rendering of Form 4456 could be dispensed with in circumstances
laid down in Article 2074, section 5c, etc., etc. Thereupon he rang a
bell, summoned a head clerk, who in turn deputed a junior to fetch a
certain form. When this was forthcoming a blob of sealing-wax, the
impress of a seal, and the great man’s illegible signature, and the
trick was done. As far as the International Air Board was concerned the
"Golden Hind" was a recognised and duly authorised competitor for the
Chauvasse Prize.
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