Inheritance and succession -- Fiction; Mystery fiction; Wills -- Fiction
“He does,” returned Vail, with finality. “Every normal outdoors dog, in
early puppyhood, undertakes to bite or pick up a toad. And no dog ever
tried it a second time. A zoölogy sharp told me why. He said toads’
skins are covered with some sort of chemical that would make alum taste
like sugar, by contrast. It’s horrible stuff, and it’s the toad’s only
weapon. No dog ever takes a second chance of torturing his tongue with
it. That’s why Mac keeps his mouth shut, every time he noses at the
ugly thing. The toad is quite as safe from him as Bernhardt was from
dying on the elaborate _Camille_ sofa. Mac knows it. And the toad knows
it. If toads know anything. So nobody’s the worse for the drama.... One
side there, Mac! You’re a pest.”
At the command, the collie gave over his harrowing assault, and
wandered unconcernedly down the path ahead of them, his plumed tail
gently waving, his tulip ears alert for some new adventure.
“Remember old Chubb Beasley?” asked Thaxton. “He lived down on the Lee
Road.”
“I do, indeed,” she made answer. “He used to be pointed out to us by
our Sunday School teacher as the one best local example of the awful
effects of drink. What about him?”
“He owned Macduff’s sire,” said Vail. “A great big gold-and-white
collie--a beauty. Chubb used to go down to Lee, regularly, every
Saturday, to spend his pay at the speak-easy booze joint in the back
of Clow’s grocery. The old chap used to say: ‘If I c’d afford it, I’d
have a batting average of seven night a week. As it is, I gotta do my
’umble best of a Sat’dy night.’ And he did it. He came home late every
Saturday evening, in a condition where the width of the road bothered
him more than the length of it. And always, his loyal old collie was
waiting at the gate to welcome him and guide his tangled footsteps up
the walk to the house.”
“Good old collie!” she applauded. “But--”
“One night, Beasley got to Clow’s just as the saloon was raided by the
Civic Reform Committee. He couldn’t get a drink, and he spent the
evening wandering around looking for one. He had to go back home, for
the first Saturday night in years, dead cold sober. The collie was
waiting for him at the gate, as usual. Chubb strode up to him on steady
unwavering legs and without either singing or crying. He didn’t even
walk with an accent. The faithful dog sprang at the poor old cuss and
bit him. Didn’t know his own master.”
Macduff’s histrionic display, and the story it had evoked, dispersed
the sweet spell that had hung over the man and the maid, throughout
their leisurely walk. Subconsciously, both felt and resented the
glamour’s vanishing, without being able to realize their own emotions
or to guess why the ramble had somehow lost its dreamy charm.
They were at the well-defined stage of heart malady when a trifle
will cloud the elusive sun, and when a shattered mood cannot be
reconstructed at will.
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