Inheritance and succession -- Fiction; Mystery fiction; Wills -- Fiction
“If Mr. Case--” blustered the undeterred Mosely.
“I’d forgotten that part of it,” purred Miss Gregg, ignoring Joshua
Q. “I remember now. He said, in that stiff old-fashioned way of his:
‘Madam, you exaggerate. Yet in all modesty I may venture to believe
that if I had lived in Bible times, my unworthy name might have had the
honor to be mentioned in that Book of Books. Lesser folk than myself
were mentioned there by name. Fishermen and tanners and coppersmiths
and the like.’”
“No?” exploded Vail. “Did Bacon really say that? The old windbag! And
you let him get away with it, Miss Gregg? I should have thought--”
“No,” replied the old lady, complacently. “I can’t say I really ‘let
him get away with it.’ At least, not very far away. I’m afraid I even
lost my gentle temper, and that for once in my life I was just a
little rude. I said to him: ‘Why, Standish Bacon, you couldn’t have
gotten your name in Holy Writ if you’d lived through every one of its
books. You couldn’t even have gotten in by name if you’d broken up one
of St. Paul’s most crowded meetings at Ephesus. The best mention you
could have hoped to get for that would have been a verse, tucked away
somewhere in the middle of a chapter, in the Epistle to the Ephesians.
A verse like this: “_And it came to pass in those days that a Certain
Man of Ephesus busted up the meeting!_”’ Bacon didn’t like it very
well. But he--”
Joshua Q. Mosely and his glaringly indignant wife had been shut out of
the talk as skillfully as Miss Gregg’s ingenuity could devise. But mere
ingenuity cannot forever hold its own against a bull-bellow voice. Now
as the old lady still rambled on, Joshua Q. burst forth again:
“Excuse me for speaking out of turn, as the feller said!” he declaimed.
“But I want this Case person to know-- Hey, there!” he broke off, in
dismay. “What’s happenin’?”
For again the substance of his diatribe was shattered.
This time the needed and heaven-sent interruption did not come from
Miss Gregg, but from Macduff and Petty.
Thaxton, absent-mindedly, had tossed a fragment of trout to Macduff
on the floor beside him. He had long since dropped into the habit of
giving the collie surreptitious tidbits during the course of a meal.
Macduff was wont to accept them gravely, and he never begged.
But to-night, from his post behind Mrs. Mosely’s chair, the ever-hungry
police dog caught sight of the tossed morsel. He lumbered forward to
grab it. Macduff daintily picked up and swallowed the food, a second
before Petty could seize it.
Angry at loss of the prize and at another dog daring to get ahead of
him, Petty launched himself at the unsuspecting collie, driving his
teeth into Macduff’s fur-armored neck.
The collie resented this egregious attack by writhing out from under
his assailant, wrenching free from the half-averted grip, and flying at
the police dog’s throat.
In a flash of time an industrious and rackety dog fight was in progress
all over the dining room.
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