Dr. Van Stoke had frowned bleakly over the tops of his glasses. "I know
I'm a friend and family doctor," the frown had said, "but I'm also
District Referee under the Euthanasian Legislation and you are becoming
a burden to society. So don't make my job any more difficult."
He had signed his name at the bottom of the form.
And Mr. Sims had had a hollow, anxious feeling ever since.
"There's one thing I haven't found out yet," he said to Mr. Hoode. "Is
it in order for me to ask how and when I can expect to die?"
"Certainly," Mr. Hoode said. "It's the reason I brought you here to
talk. You see, anyone sent here under the Legislation is given a
completely free choice as to the manner of his departure. Most people,
although they realize this, show a distressing lack of imagination when
the time comes. They seem unable to think beyond the ordinary methods
of taking a pill, or a needle, or a poisoned cocktail."
"I can't say I'd thought about it, either," Mr. Sims admitted.
"We have a service to assist you," said the director. "We of the
Sunnylands staff have discovered what you might call a Philosophy of
Dying. For instance, if a man lives an active life, there's no reason
why he should be subjected to a sneaking prick of a needle in his
sleep just because he reaches the age of sixty-five. We discovered
that a few people objected strongly to such methods. There are some
people who would prefer to die fighting. We had a couple who chose the
firing squad, for instance. Another desired the guillotine and nothing
would satisfy him but a ride to his fate in a real tumbril. Because of
these--ah--pioneers, our advisory bureau has been set up."
"You mean you obliged them ... with a guillotine and everything?" Mr.
Sims asked.
"Certainly, though most choose the sneaking, cowardly way out. As
far as I am concerned, they died as they lived--ignominously! It's
depressing. We have the best accommodation, food, entertainment,
everything the guest requires during his three days here; then they go
ahead and die their miserable deaths. Somehow it makes all the luxury
seem like pink sugar frosting around a rotten cake. That's why we're
always happy to find a guest with the proper spirit." Mr. Hoode said.
* * * * *
Mr. Sims listened in silence to the sales talk, wondering
absent-mindedly what the director's personal interest was in other
people's death.
"I took the liberty of looking up your record," Mr. Hoode continued. "I
picked you out for a personal talk because I see you led an interesting
life." He paused in recollection with a theatrically thoughtful finger
pressed to his chin, his eyes gazing skyward. "You made a small fortune
in oil in Central America before you were twenty. That was followed
by more success in hemelium mining in Northern Canada. An excellent
Third World War record, too. Founder of Transcontinental Rocket Lines.
Co-builder of the Venus rocket. Oh, and a dozen other things. Quite a
career!"
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