Old actors and actresses on the kerbstone, old actors and old actresses
in this dingy little café, with the hard benches, grimy windows and dusty
floor. Among the old actors, old Cottin.
How, as he stands dejectedly on the kerbstone or sits gloomily before his
glass of coffee, how, if he liked, could old Cottin amuse and surprise
us with his tales! His Majesty King Edward VII., when Prince of Wales,
was pleased to compliment old Cottin on his humorous expression and
wink and grin; old Cottin who has lost that grin, and whose expression
is more tragic than comic, and whose dim eye winks no longer. The
name—“Cottin”—appeared in gigantic characters on the bills; the entrance
of Cottin was the signal for laughter and applause. But if ever the
name of Cottin again appear on a theatrical poster it will be in some
obscure, out-of-the-way theatre; and if ever Cottin again addresses an
audience it will be feebly, unspontaneously, from a rough, draughty old
stage. And if we could witness the awakening and rising of old Cottin
in his chilly little attic, we should not see him attended by a valet
as in former days: but assist at the spectacle of old Cottin brushing
vehemently away at his threadbare clothes, and stitching up a rent with a
darning needle, and clipping the fray from off his collars and cuffs with
blunt, rusty scissors, and generally aspiring to smarten himself up, with
the object of obtaining an engagement somewhere, anywhere.
Under the shadow of the great Porte St-Martin, on the kerbstone or in the
dingy little café, in his greasy hat and threadbare clothes, old Cottin
awaits the arrival of small suburban or provincial managers. It is their
practice to come here when in need of an actor who will play innumerable
rôles, at forty or fifty francs a week; and they pick out their actors
brusquely, roughly, and with many a coarse joke. But once old Cottin
dealt only with renowned, illustrious managers.
“Mon bon Cottin,” said the renowned, illustrious managers.
“Mon cher directeur,” said the renowned, illustrious Cottin.
“Epatant, étourdissant, extraordinaire,” was the boulevardier’s
enthusiastic appreciation of Cottin.
Poor old Cottin, late of a boulevard theatre!
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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