Humorous stories; Mistaken identity -- Fiction; United States -- Social life and customs -- 19th century -- Fiction
“Oh, he is gone. I have lost him, I shall never see him any more. And
he didn’t kiss me good-bye; never even offered to force a kiss from me,
and he _knowing_ it was the very, very last, and I expecting he would,
and never _dreaming_ he would treat me so after all we have been to
each other. Oh, oh, oh, oh, what shall I do, what _shall_ I do! He is a
dear, poor, miserable, good-hearted, transparent liar and humbug, but
oh, I _do_ love him so—!” After a little she broke into speech again.
“How dear he is! and I shall miss him so, I shall miss him so! Why
_won’t_ he ever think to _forge_ a message and fetch it?—but no, he
never will, he never thinks of anything; he’s so honest and simple it
wouldn’t ever occur to him. Oh, what _did_ possess him to think he
could succeed as a fraud—and he hasn’t the first requisite except
duplicity that I can see. Oh, dear, I’ll go to bed and give it all up.
Oh, I _wish_ I had told him to come and tell me whenever he didn’t get
any telegram—and now it’s all my own fault if I never see him again.
How my eyes must look!”
CHAPTER XXIV.
Next day, sure enough, the cablegram didn’t come. This was an immense
disaster; for Tracy couldn’t go into the presence without that ticket,
although it wasn’t going to possess any value as evidence. But if the
failure of the cablegram on that first day may be called an immense
disaster, where is the dictionary that can turn out a phrase sizeable
enough to describe the tenth day’s failure? Of course every day that
the cablegram didn’t come made Tracy all of twenty-four hours’ more
ashamed of himself than he was the day before, and made Sally fully
twenty-four hours more certain than ever that he not only hadn’t any
father anywhere, but hadn’t even a confederate—and so it followed that
he was a double-dyed humbug and couldn’t be otherwise.
These were hard days for Barrow and the art firm. All these had their
hands full, trying to comfort Tracy. Barrow’s task was particularly
hard, because he was made a confidant in full, and therefore had to
humor Tracy’s delusion that he had a father, and that the father was an
earl, and that he was going to send a cablegram. Barrow early gave up
the idea of trying to convince Tracy that he hadn’t any father, because
this had such a bad effect on the patient, and worked up his temper to
such an alarming degree. He had tried, as an experiment, letting Tracy
think he had a father; the result was so good that he went further,
with proper caution, and tried letting him think his father was an
earl; this wrought so well, that he grew bold, and tried letting him
think he had two fathers, if he wanted to, but he didn’t want to, so
Barrow withdrew one of them and substituted letting him think he was
going to get a cablegram—which Barrow judged he wouldn’t, and was
right; but Barrow worked the cablegram daily for all it was worth, and
it was the one thing that kept Tracy alive; that was Barrow’s opinion.
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