Humorous stories; Mistaken identity -- Fiction; United States -- Social life and customs -- 19th century -- Fiction
And these were bitter hard days for poor Sally, and mainly delivered up
to private crying. She kept her furniture pretty damp, and so caught
cold, and the dampness and the cold and the sorrow together undermined
her appetite, and she was a pitiful enough object, poor thing. Her
state was bad enough, as per statement of it above quoted; but all the
forces of nature and circumstance seemed conspiring to make it
worse—and succeeding. For instance, the morning after her dismissal of
Tracy, Hawkins and Sellers read in the associated press dispatches that
a toy puzzle called Pigs in the Clover, had come into sudden favor
within the past few weeks, and that from the Atlantic to the Pacific
all the populations of all the States had knocked off work to play with
it, and that the business of the country had now come to a standstill
by consequence; that judges, lawyers, burglars, parsons, thieves,
merchants, mechanics, murderers, women, children, babies—everybody,
indeed, could be seen from morning till midnight, absorbed in one deep
project and purpose, and only one—to pen those pigs, work out that
puzzle successfully; that all gayety, all cheerfulness had departed
from the nation, and in its place care, preoccupation and anxiety sat
upon every countenance, and all faces were drawn, distressed, and
furrowed with the signs of age and trouble, and marked with the still
sadder signs of mental decay and incipient madness; that factories were
at work night and day in eight cities, and yet to supply the demand for
the puzzle was thus far impossible. Hawkins was wild with joy, but
Sellers was calm. Small matters could not disturb his serenity. He
said—
“That’s just the way things go. A man invents a thing which could
revolutionize the arts, produce mountains of money, and bless the
earth, and who will bother with it or show any interest in it?—and so
you are just as poor as you were before. But you invent some worthless
thing to amuse yourself with, and would throw it away if let alone, and
all of a sudden the whole world makes a snatch for it and out crops a
fortune. Hunt up that Yankee and collect, Hawkins—half is yours, you
know. Leave me to potter at my lecture.”
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