Humorous stories; Mistaken identity -- Fiction; United States -- Social life and customs -- 19th century -- Fiction
“Because that’s no place for a seance. Nothing friendly, nothing
sociable about it. And at the same time, a body that wanted to know who
was roosting on that ash-barrel without exposing himself by going near
it, or seeming to be interested in it, could just stand on the street
corner and take a glance down the alley and satisfy himself, don’t you
see?”
“Yes, his idea is plain, now. He seems to be a man that can’t _be_
candid and straightforward. He acts as if he thought we—shucks, I wish
he had come out like a man and told us what hotel he—”
“Now you’ve struck it! you’ve struck it sure, Washington; he has told
us.”
“Has he?”
“Yes, he has; but he didn’t mean to. That alley is a lonesome little
pocket that runs along one side of the New Gadsby. That’s his hotel.”
“What makes’ you think that?”
“Why, I just know it. He’s got a room that’s just across from that lamp
post. He’s going to sit there perfectly comfortable behind his shutters
at 10.22 to-morrow, and when he sees us sitting on the ash-barrel,
he’ll say to himself, ‘I saw _one_ of those fellows on the train’—and
then he’ll pack his satchel in half a minute and ship for the ends of
the earth.”
Hawkins turned sick with disappointment:
“Oh, dear, it’s all up, Colonel—it’s exactly what he’ll do.”
“Indeed he won’t!”
“Won’t he? Why?”
“Because _you_ won’t be holding the ash barrel down, it’ll be me.
You’ll be coming in with an officer and a requisition in plain
clothes—the officer, I mean—the minute you see him arrive and open up a
talk with me.”
“Well, what a head you have got, Colonel Sellers! I never should have
thought of that in the world.”
“Neither would any earl of Rossmore, betwixt William’s contribution and
Mulberry—_as_ earl; but it’s office hours, now, you see, and the earl
in me sleeps. Come—I’ll show you his very room.”
They reached the neighborhood of the New Gadsby about nine in the
evening, and passed down the alley to the lamp post.
“There you are,” said the colonel, triumphantly, with a wave of his
hand which took in the whole side of the hotel. “There it is—what did I
tell you?”
“Well, but—why, Colonel, it’s six stories high. I don’t quite make out
which window you—”
“All the windows, all of them. Let him have his choice—I’m indifferent,
now that I have located him. You go and stand on the corner and wait;
I’ll prospect the hotel.”
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