Humorous stories; Mistaken identity -- Fiction; United States -- Social life and customs -- 19th century -- Fiction
They searched the paper diligently, and were appalled to find that a
one-armed man had been seen flying along one of the halls of the hotel
in his underclothing and apparently out of his head with fright, and as
he would listen to no one and persisted in making for a stairway which
would carry him to certain death, his case was given over as a hopeless
one.
“Poor fellow,” sighed Hawkins; “and he had friends so near. I wish we
hadn’t come away from there—maybe we could have saved him.”
The earl looked up and said calmly:
“His being dead doesn’t matter. He was uncertain before. We’ve got him
sure, this time.”
“Got him? How?”
“I will materialize him.”
“Rossmore, don’t—don’t trifle with me. Do you mean that? Can you do
it?”
“I can do it, just as sure as you are sitting there. And I will.”
“Give me your hand, and let me have the comfort of shaking it. I was
perishing, and you have put new life into me. Get at it, oh, get at it
right away.”
“It will take a little time, Hawkins, but there’s no hurry, none in the
world—in the circumstances. And of course certain duties have devolved
upon me now, which necessarily claim my first attention. This poor
young nobleman—”
“Why, yes, I am sorry for my heartlessness, and you smitten with this
new family affliction. Of course you must materialize him first—I quite
understand that.”
“I—I—well, I wasn’t meaning just that, but,—why, what am I thinking of!
Of course I must materialize him. Oh, Hawkins, selfishness is the
bottom trait in human nature; I was only thinking that now, with the
usurper’s heir out of the way. But you’ll forgive that momentary
weakness, and forget it. Don’t ever remember it against me that
Mulberry Sellers was once mean enough to think the thought that I was
thinking. I’ll materialise him—I will, on my honor—and I’d do it were
he a thousand heirs jammed into one and stretching in a solid rank from
here to the stolen estates of Rossmore, and barring the road forever to
the rightful earl!
“There spoke the real Sellers—the other had a false ring, old friend.”
“Hawkins, my boy, it just occurs to me—a thing I keep forgetting to
mention—a matter that we’ve got to be mighty careful about.”
“What is that?”
“We must keep absolutely still about these materializations. Mind, not
a hint of them must escape—not a hint. To say nothing of how my wife
and daughter—high-strung, sensitive organizations—might feel about
them, the negroes wouldn’t stay on the place a minute.”
“That’s true, they wouldn’t. It’s well you spoke, for I’m not naturally
discreet with my tongue when I’m not warned.”
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