Humorous stories; Mistaken identity -- Fiction; United States -- Social life and customs -- 19th century -- Fiction
The essayist took the position that the most important function of a
public journal in any country was the propagating of national feeling
and pride in the national name—the keeping the people “in love with
_their_ country and _its_ institutions, and shielded from the
allurements of alien and inimical systems.” He sketched the manner in
which the reverent Turkish or Russian journalist fulfilled this
function—the one assisted by the prevalent “discipline of respect” for
the bastinado, the other for Siberia. Continuing, he said:
The chief function of an English journal is that of all other journals
the world over: it must keep the public eye fixed admiringly upon
certain things, and keep it diligently diverted from certain others.
For instance, it must keep the public eye fixed admiringly upon the
glories of England, a processional splendor stretching its receding
line down the hazy vistas of time, with the mellowed lights of a
thousand years glinting from its banners; and it must keep it
diligently diverted from the fact that all these glories were for the
enrichment and aggrandizement of the petted and privileged few, at cost
of the blood and sweat and poverty of the unconsidered masses who
achieved them but might not enter in and partake of them. It must keep
the public eye fixed in loving and awful reverence upon the throne as a
sacred thing, and diligently divert it from the fact that no throne was
ever set up by the unhampered vote of a majority of any nation; and
that hence no throne exists that has a right to exist, and no symbol of
it, flying from any flagstaff, is righteously entitled to wear any
device but the skull and crossbones of that kindred industry which
differs from royalty only business-wise—merely as retail differs from
wholesale. It must keep the citizen’s eye fixed in reverent docility
upon that curious invention of machine politics, an Established Church,
and upon that bald contradiction of common justice, a hereditary
nobility; and diligently divert it from the fact that the one damns him
if he doesn’t wear its collar, and robs him under the gentle name of
taxation whether he wears it or not, and the other gets all the honors
while he does all the work.
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