Humorous stories; Mistaken identity -- Fiction; United States -- Social life and customs -- 19th century -- Fiction
“I never saw such a fellow. I begin to think you’ve got a good deal of
imagination. With you, the idlest fancy freezes into a reality at a
breath. Why, you looked, then, as if it wouldn’t astonish you if you
did tumble into an earldom.”
Tracy blushed. Barrow added: “Earldom! Oh, yes, take it, if it offers;
but meantime we’ll go on looking around, in a modest way, and if you
get a chance to superintend a sausage-stuffer at six or eight dollars a
week, you just trade off the earldom for a last year’s almanac and
stick to the sausage-stuffing.”
CHAPTER XV.
Tracy went to bed happy once more, at rest in his mind once more. He
had started out on a high emprise—that was to his credit, he argued; he
had fought the best fight he could, considering the odds against
him—that was to his credit; he had been defeated—certainly there was
nothing discreditable in that. Being defeated, he had a right to retire
with the honors of war and go back without prejudice to the position in
the world’s society to which he had been born. Why not? even the rabid
republican chair-maker would do that. Yes, his conscience was
comfortable once more.
He woke refreshed, happy, and eager for his cablegram. He had been born
an aristocrat, he had been a democrat for a time, he was now an
aristocrat again. He marveled to find that this final change was not
merely intellectual, it had invaded his feeling; and he also marveled
to note that this feeling seemed a good deal less artificial than any
he had entertained in his system for a long time. He could also have
noted, if he had thought of it, that his bearing had stiffened, over
night, and that his chin had lifted itself a shade. Arrived in the
basement, he was about to enter the breakfast room when he saw old
Marsh in the dim light of a corner of the hall, beckoning him with his
finger to approach. The blood welled slowly up in Tracy’s cheek, and he
said with a grade of injured dignity almost ducal:
“Is that for me?”
“Yes.”
“What is the purpose of it?”
“I want to speak to you—in private.”
“This spot is private enough for me.”
Marsh was surprised; and not particularly pleased. He approached and
said:
“Oh, in public, then, if you prefer. Though it hasn’t been my way.”
The boarders gathered to the spot, interested.
“Speak out,” said Tracy. “What is it you want?”
“Well, haven’t you—er—forgot something?”
“I? I’m not aware of it.”
“Oh, you’re not? Now you stop and think, a minute.”
“I refuse to stop and think. It doesn’t interest me. If it interests
you, speak out.”
“Well, then,” said Marsh, raising his voice to a slightly angry pitch,
“You forgot to pay your board yesterday—if you’re _bound_ to have it
public.”
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