Humorous stories; Mistaken identity -- Fiction; United States -- Social life and customs -- 19th century -- Fiction
Tracy made slow progress with his work, for his mind wandered a good
deal. Many things were puzzling him. Finally a light burst upon him all
of a sudden—seemed to, at any rate—and he said to himself, “I’ve got
the clew at last—this man’s mind is off its balance; I don’t know how
much, but it’s off a point or two, sure; off enough to explain this
mess of perplexities, anyway. These dreadful chromos which he takes for
old masters; these villainous portraits—which to his frantic mind
represent Rossmores; the hatchments; the pompous name of this
ramshackle old crib—Rossmore Towers; and that odd assertion of his,
that I was expected. How could I be expected? that is, Lord Berkeley.
He knows by the papers that that person was burned up in the New
Gadsby. Why, hang it, he really doesn’t know _who_ he was expecting;
for his talk showed that he was not expecting an Englishman, or yet an
artist, yet I answer his requirements notwithstanding. He seems
sufficiently satisfied with me. Yes, he is a little off; in fact I am
afraid he is a good deal off, poor old gentleman. But he’s
interesting—all people in about his condition are, I suppose. I hope
he’ll like my work; I would like to come every day and study him. And
when I write my father—ah, that hurts! I mustn’t get on that subject;
it isn’t good for my spirits. Somebody coming—I must get to work. It’s
the old gentleman again. He looks bothered. Maybe my clothes are
suspicious; and they are—for an artist. If my conscience would allow me
to make a change, but that is out of the question. I wonder what he’s
making those passes in the air for, with his hands. I seem to be the
object of them. Can he be trying to mesmerize me? I don’t quite like
it. There’s something uncanny about it.”
The colonel muttered to himself, “It has an effect on him, I can see it
myself. That’s enough for one time, I reckon. He’s not very solid, yet,
I suppose, and I might disintegrate him. I’ll just put a sly question
or two at him, now, and see if I can find out what his condition is,
and where he’s from.”
He approached and said affably:
“Don’t let me disturb you, Mr. Tracy; I only want to take a little
glimpse of your work. Ah, that’s fine—that’s very fine indeed. You are
doing it elegantly. My daughter will be charmed with this. May I sit
down by you?”
“Oh, do; I shall be glad.”
“It won’t disturb you? I mean, won’t dissipate your inspirations?”
Tracy laughed and said they were not ethereal enough to be very easily
discommoded.
The colonel asked a number of cautious and well-considered
questions—questions which seemed pretty odd and flighty to Tracy—but
the answers conveyed the information desired, apparently, for the
colonel said to himself, with mixed pride and gratification:
“It’s a good job as far as I’ve got with it. He’s solid. Solid and
going to last, solid as the real thing.”
“It’s wonderful—wonderful. I believe I could—petrify him.” After a
little he asked, warily “Do you prefer being here, or—or there?”
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