Americans -- England -- Fiction; West Country (England) -- Fiction
As he spoke a figure crawled out from a corner. No word had
he spoken either before or since Malherb's arrival, but now this
singular man approached, pulled his hair, and addressed the new
power. He looked almost a dwarf, but his head was of normal
size, and his expression betokened character. The labourer had
seen sixty years. He was quite bald and as wrinkled as an old
russet apple. His costume differed much from that of the company,
for it seemed that he was chiefly clad in the pelts of vermin.
A martin's skin furnished his cap, and at its side glimmered the
sky-blue wing-feathers of a jay; his coat was green corduroy, but
his waistcoat was made of moleskins, and he had a white one on
each side for the pocket-lappet.
"I be Leaman Cloberry, coney-catcher an' mole-catcher," he
said. "No man can teel a trap like me."
"I shan't want a coney-catcher," declared Malherb.
"Not regular, not regular; but off an' on, when the varmints
get too free. There's other things, too. There's grays--or
badgers, as you'd call 'em; there's pole-cats, an' martin-cats, an'
hawks, an' owls, not to name foxes."
"Foxes?" said Malherb, frowning.
"Plenty of 'em; an' I gets six-an'-eightpence for a fox. You'll
always find 'em hanging up on the yew tree in the churchyard, so
that all the parish on its way to worship 'pon Sundays may see
I earn my money."
"Kill foxes?"
"All varmints, your honour--from a hoop[*] to a hedge-pig."
[*] _Hoop_: A bullfinch.
"The man who kills foxes will never earn a shilling from me,"
thundered Malherb. "Out of my sight, you old miscreant! Kill
foxes! What is Tyrwhitt about? I'd hang you to the church
yew yourself if I had my way. Honest foxes to be killed by
a clown!"
Leaman Cloberry regarded the angry settler without flinching.
"If you're that sort, your people be likely to have uneasy
dreams," he said. "As to foxes, there'll be plenty for you an' the
likes of you to run after on horseback--no need to fear that. I've
killed but ten dogs an' two vixens in cub this year. I lay you'll
meet more foxes around your hen-roosts up-along than you'll find
time to hunt. Then you'll be sorry you growed so fiery against
me."
"Get you gone, you mouldy rascal! Go to your vermin and
foul the air no more."
The mole-catcher smiled and put on his hat.
"I'll go," he said, "since you be too great a man to breathe
alongside of me. Good evening to your honour; an' my duty
to you."
Then he made his exit, singing:
"A ha'penny for a rook;
A penny for a jay;
A noble for a fox;
An' twelvepence for a gray!"
It was the tariff of his trade, and he sang the words aloud at
all seasons and in all company.
Nobody spoke after Malherb's explosion; but a moment
afterwards he grew calm again, finished his liquor, and prepared
to depart.
"Come with your papers on Monday week to Tor Royal. And
now drink success to Fox Tor Farm, and when next you hear of
Maurice Malherb, remember that the devil is not so black as he
is painted."
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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