The Anglican Friar, and the Fish which he Took by Hook and by Crook: A Comic LegendNovice, active 19th century
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The Anglican Friar, and the Fish which he Took by Hook and by Crook: A Comic Legend
Novice, active 19th century
Fishing -- Poetry; Poetry
The tale to see
I asked, but he
Begged I would take it home with me.
"At leisure you
Can there read through
What really I believe is true;
For ruins near,
As proofs appear,
That once an abbey flourished here,
And I the name of Mary found
Carved on a stone from underground,
While in the family for years
The tale has been; and it appears
My grandfather searched o'er the place,
And ev'ry record he could trace,
Who said, from all he'd seen and knew,
The legend without doubt was true.
A smatt'ring, too, of facts I've heard
From folks who never, on my word,
Have seen the tale, or could have guessed
That I the manuscript possessed.
The river, too, in which to-day
We fished, through forests wends its way,
And many (if you so desire)
Can show you where our worthy friar
In vain his basket tried to fill,
Not from the want of fish but skill;
Which place since then has haunted been;
For oft on dusky nights is seen
A fisherman, who strives in vain
Advantage o'er a fish to gain,
Until you near, when with a scream
He plunges headlong in the stream.
This story first in early youth
I heard, and, lest it might be truth,
I ne'er the place have ventured nigh
Until the sun was pretty high.
But I forget, you do not know
The tale; but read, and I will show
You where it is, that you may go
('Tis best upon a drizzling night)
To see this worried angling sprite."
I rose to leave,--it was a splendid night,
The rising moon shone beautifully bright,
And pleased I dwelt upon my homeward walk,
Which formed the subject of our passing talk;
But as we parted at the garden-gate
A groom appearing said, "The horses wait."
My thoughtful host this pleasure had supplied,
And greatly I enjoyed the moonlight ride.
This may indeed (thought I) a sample be
Of Ireland's pleasing hospitality.
Ere seeking rest I thought to read
The tale, but found that much indeed
Of time and patience it would need,
Before its pages could defy
The watchful critic's piercing eye,
Which seeks and points out ev'ry flaw;
(Like landladies, when we withdraw
From sea-side towns, who items tack
On bills for many a hidden crack,
Which ev'ry lodger ev'ry year
Has paid them for, and paid too, dear.)
In fact, so much had been destroyed
That really I felt quite annoyed,
And feared I never could restore
And make it perfect as before.
But, quite resolved to do my best,
I gave my quill but little rest,
And sketched the outlines in a week;
When, as I wished with him to speak
About some parts, I roamed across
And found him,--not at home, of course,
Yet waited I quite patiently
(Although some time he p'rhaps might be),
And rambled o'er the garden wide
With fair Rosina by my side.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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