The Anglican Friar, and the Fish which he Took by Hook and by Crook: A Comic LegendNovice, active 19th century
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The Anglican Friar, and the Fish which he Took by Hook and by Crook: A Comic Legend
Novice, active 19th century
Fishing -- Poetry; Poetry
As thus he thought, for lips refused to speak,
A queer sensation trickled o'er his cheek.
In vain each nerve he strains to turn his eyes,
For they're immovable; but soon he spies
A large red worm, and in its trail there creep
A dozen more, who prowl about and peep
Into his mouth and nose, and tickle so
That what to do he's puzzled much to know.
"The bait has 'scaped from out my box," thought he;
"And, while entranced, from spite would bother me."
What would he not have given for a scratch!
A good hard rub would even nectar match.
The richest feast he felt he could forego
For the relief of one good sweeping blow.
"O that some large, emancipated bear,
Would for his lunch my corpse in pieces tear!
Than this dread tickling, I'm persuaded quite,
I'd much enjoy his hug and hearty bite."
"Hookey!" exclaimed the worm: "a bite no more
You'll get from us,--'tis useless to implore.
You're 'off the hooks,' as vulgar writers scribble,
But we'll supply you with a little nibble."
With this some dozen irritating teeth
Dashed through his skin, but gave him no relief.
His face is stiffened o'er with mud and slime,
While burning rays are scorching all the time
His dew-less eyes--and, parched with heat and thirst,
His swollen tongue appears as if 'twould burst.
Then a red worm arose,
Perched a-top of his nose,
And clearing his throat made the following speech:--
"My dearest friend Peter,
As your guests we greet yer,
And mean to stick to you as tight as a leech;
For the bright sun will fry us
All the meat you supply us.
Oh, you're now in such excellent season,
That for months we'll contrive,
If the crows don't arrive,
To repast, though our numbers increase on.
Now don't look so sulky,--recollect how you used us--
(For your airs and ill-temper will only amuse us).
Pray just think how you took,
And for fun, on a hook
Soused us head over heels in the depths of the river,
For the fishes to bite
Till we're washed away quite.
But the thought is enough to make any worm shiver.
But your sport
Is all caught,
And 'tis our turn to tease.
We can't hook
You--but, look
You, you won't get much ease,
For your ears we shall enter, and down your throat dive:
Whilst, to make the most of you, as rivals we'll strive:
But your bones will be left when we've finally done
To be washed by the rain and made white by the sun.
Oh, revenge is a sweet and a delicate sauce,
Which will sharpen our teeth should we chance feel remorse."
Then a dark'ning shade o'er the victim's head,
Like a tiny cloud or a sun-blind, spread,
While his brow was fanned by a gentle breeze,
Which seemed to descend from the waving trees.
'Twas a moment of bliss, till, lo! he saw
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