Criminals -- Fiction; New York (State) -- Social life and customs -- Fiction
“Th' tickets is fifty cents,” returned Whitey, “but that's got nothin'
to do wit' it. A guy t'rows down say a ten-spot at th' box-office, like
that”--and Whitey made a motion with his hand, which was royal in its
generous openness. “'Gimme a pasteboard!' he says; an' that ends it; he
ain't lookin' for no change back. Every sport does th' same. Some t'rows
in five, some ten, some guy even changes in a twenty if he's pulled off
a trick an' is feelin' flush. It's all right; there's nothin' in bein'
a piker. Ike himself sells th' tickets; an' th' more you planks down th'
more he knows you like him.” It was becoming plain. A gentleman of
gang prominence gives a ball--a racket--and coins, so to speak, his
disrepute. He of sternest and most bloody past takes in the most money.
To discover one's status in Gangland, one has but to give a racket..
The measure of the box-receipts will be the dread measure of one's
reputation.
“One t'ing youse can say of Ike,” observed Slimmy, wearing the while a
look of virtue, “he never made no money off a woman.”
“Never in all his life took a dollar off a doll!” added Whitey,
corroboratively.
Ike the Blood reappearing at this juncture, it was deemed best to
cease--audibly, at least--all consideration of his merits. He might have
regarded discussion, so personal to himself, with disfavor. Laughing
lightly, he took his old place at the table, and beckoned the waiter.
Compared with what had been its former cloudy expression, his face wore
a look of relief.
“Say, I don't mind tellin' youse guys,” he said at last, breaking into
an uneasy laugh, “but th' fact is, I skinned round into Sixt' Avenoo to
a fortune teller--a dandy, she is--one that t'rows a fit, or goes into a
trance, or some such t'ing.”
“A fortune teller!” said Slimmy, as though he'd never heard the word
before.
“It's on account of a dream. In all th' years”--Ike spoke as might one
who had put a century behind him--“in all th' years I've been knockin'
about, an' I've had me troubles, I never gets a notch on me gun, see?
Not that I went lookin' for any; not that I'm lookin' for any now. But
last night I had a dream:--I dreams I croaks a guy. Mebby it's somet'in'
I'd been eatin'; mebby it's because of me havin' a pretty hot argument
th' mornin' before; but anyhow it bothers me--that dream does. You
see”--this to my friend--“I'm figgerin' on openin' a house over in
Twenty-fift' Street, an' these West Side ducks is all for givin' me th'
frozen face. They say I oughter stick down on th' East Side, where
I belongs, an' not come chasin' up here, cuttin' in on their graft.
Anyhow, I dreams I puts th' foist notch on me gun-------”
“And so you consult a fortune teller,” laughed my friend, who was not
superstitious, but practical.
“Wait till I tells you. As I says, I blows in on that trance party. I
don't wise her up about any dream, but comes t'rough wit' th' little old
one buck she charges, an' says: 'There you be! Now roll your game for
th' limit!'”
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