Criminals -- Fiction; New York (State) -- Social life and customs -- Fiction
The wagon backed up to the morgue door. Louie had never visited the
morgue before, though fated in the end to appear there officially. The
plainclothes men, one at each shoulder, steered him inside. All was
thick blackness; you couldn't have seen your own nose. Feeling their
wordless way, the painstaking plain-clothes folk manhandled Louie into
position.
Then they flashed on a flood of electric light.
There, within two feet of Louie, and squarely beneath his eyes, lay the
dead Crazy Charlie, posed so as to show effectively that gruesome slash
across the throat. Louie neither started nor exclaimed. Gazing down on
the dead Charlie, he searched forth a cigarette and turned to one of his
plain-clothes escorts for a match.
“Do you see this?” demanded the plain-clothes man, slewing round the
dead head until that throat-gash yawned like some horrid mouth.
The plain-clothes man was wroth to think he should have worked so hard
to achieve so little.
“Yes,” retorted Louie, as cold as a wedge. “Also, I'll tell you bulls
another thing. You think to rattle me. Say, for ten cents I'd sit on
this stiff all night an' smoke a pipe.”
Those plain-clothes artists gave Louie up. They turned him loose at the
morgue door.
The affair worked round, and helped Louie to a better position in the
minds of all fair men. It fell in lucky, too, since it more than stood
off a setback which overtook him about the same time. Louie had called
upon the Irish Wop, at the latter's poolroom in Fourth Avenue. This
emigrant from Mayo was thin and slight and sickly, and Louie argued
that he might bully him out of a handful of money. Putting on a darkest
frown, he demanded fifty dollars, and intimated that dire indeed would
be the consequences of refusal.
“Because,” said Louie, “when I go out for anything I get it, see?”
The Wop coughed timidly and made a suggestion. “Come round in half an
hour,” said he, “when the last race from New Orleans is in; I'll have
the cush ready for yez.”
Louie withdrew, and the Wop shoved the poker into the blazing
big-bellied stove.
An hour later, that New Orleans race having been run, Louie returned.
The poker being by this time white-hot, the Wop drew it forth from the
stove. There were no stage waits. Applying the poker to the shrinking
rear of Louie, the Wop compelled that yearner after fifty dollars to
leap screechingly from a second-storey window.
“That's phwy I puts th' windy up,” explained the Wop; “I didn't want
that chape skate to bre-a-ak th' glassh. Indian Louie! Spanish Louie!”
he repeated with measureless contempt. “Let me tell youse ginks wan
thing.” This to a circle who had beheld the flight of Louie. “If ever
that bum shows up here ag'in, I'll put him out av business altogether.
Does he think a two-cint Guinea from Sout' Ameriky can bluff a
full-blown Mick?”
Louie's flight through the Wop's window, as had his steadiness at the
morgue, went the gossipy rounds. It didn't injure him as much as you
might think.
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