The vizier’s orders were immediately executed. The detachment
conducted by the black eunuch, went with expedition to Bedreddin’s
house, and broke in pieces the plates, kettles, copper-pans, tables,
and all the other moveables and utensils they met with, and drowned
the sherbet-shop with cream and comfits. Bedreddin, astonished at
the sight, said with a pitiful tone, Pray, good people, why do you
serve me so? What is the matter? What have I done? Was it not you,
said they, that sold this eunuch the cream tart? --Yes, replied he,
I am the man: and who says any thing against it? I defy any one to
make a better. Instead of giving him an answer, they continued to
break all around them, and the oven itself was not spared.
In the mean time the neighbours took the alarm, and surprised to see
fifty armed men commit such a disorder, asked the reason of such
violence; and Bedreddin said once more to the actors of it, Pray
tell me what crime I am guilty of, to have deserved this usage?
--Was it not you, replied they, that made the cream tart you sold to
the eunuch? --Yes, yes, it is I, replied he; I maintain it is a good
one. I do not deserve such usage as you give me. However, without
listening to him, they seized his person, and snatching the cloth
off his turban, tied his hands with it behind his back, and, after
dragging him by force out of his shop, marched off.
The mob gathering, and taking compassion for Bedreddin, took his
part, and offered opposition to Schemseddin’s men; but that very
minute up came some officers from the governor of the city, who
dispersed the people, and favoured the carrying off of Bedreddin;
for Schemseddin Mohammed had in the mean time gone to the
governor’s house to acquaint him with what order he had given, and
to demand the interposition of force to favour the execution; and
the governor, who commanded all Syria in the name of the sultan of
Egypt, was unwilling to refuse any thing to his master’s vizier.
So Bedreddin was carried off, after all his cries and tears.
It was needless for Bedreddin Hassan to ask by the way those who
carried him off, what fault had been found with his cream tart; they
gave him no answer. In short, they carried him to the tents, and
made him stay there till Schemseddin Mohammed returned from the
governor of Damascus’s house.
Upon the vizier’s return, Bedreddin Hassan was brought before him.
My lord, said Bedreddin, with tears in his eyes, pray do me the
favour to let me know wherein I have displeased you. --Why, you
wretch you, said the vizier, was it not you that made the cream tart
you sent me? --I own I am the man, replied Bedreddin; but pray what
crime is that? --I will punish you according to your deserts, said
Schemseddin; it shall cost you your life, for sending me such a
sorry tart. --Good God! cried Bedreddin, what news is this! Is it a
capital crime to make a bad cream tart? --Yes, said the vizier, and
you are to expect no other usage from me.
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