While this interview lasted, the ladies, who were hid, minded
Bedreddin narrowly, and readily knew him, notwithstanding he had
been so long absent. They were so transported with joy, that they
swooned away; and, when they recovered, would fain have ran up and
fallen upon Bedreddin’s neck; but the promise they had made to the
vizier of not discovering themselves, restrained the tender emotions
of love and of nature.
Schemseddin Mohammed, having resolved to set out that very night,
ordered the tents to be struck, and the necessary preparations to be
made for his journey. And as for Bedreddin, he ordered him to be
clapped into a chest or box well locked, and laid on a camel. When
every thing was got ready, the vizier and his retinue began their
march, and travelled the rest of that night, and all the next day,
without stopping. In the evening they halted, and Bedreddin was
taken out of his cage, in order to be served with the necessary
refreshments, but still carefully kept at a distance from his mother
and his wife; and during the whole expedition, which lasted twenty
days, was served in the same manner.
When they arrived at Cairo, they encamped in the neighbourhood of
that place. Schemseddin called for Bedreddin, gave orders, in his
presence, to a carpenter to get some wood with all expedition, and
make a stake. Heyday, said Bedreddin, what do you mean to do with a
stake? --Why to nail you to it, replied Schemseddin, then to have
you carried through all the quarters of the town, that the people
may have the spectacle of a worthless pastrycook, who makes cream
tarts without pepper. This said, Bedreddin cried out so comically,
that Schemseddin had enough to do to keep his countenance. Good God!
cried he, must I suffer a death, as cruel as it is ignominious, for
not putting pepper in a cream tart? and must I be rifled, and have
all the goods in my house broken to pieces? Must I be imprisoned in
a chest, and at last nailed to a stake, and all for not putting
pepper in a cream tart? Good God! who ever heard of such a thing?
Are these the actions of Mussulmen, of persons that make a
profession of probity and justice, and practise all manner of good
works? --With these words, he shed tears, and then renewing his
complaint; No, continued he, never was man used so unjustly, nor so
severely. Is it possible they should be capable of taking a man’s
life for not putting pepper in a cream tart? Cursed be all cream
tarts, as well as the hour in which I was born! --Would to God I had
died that minute!
Disconsolate Bedreddin did not cease his lamentations; and when the
stake was brought, and the nails to fasten him to it, he cried out
bitterly at the horrid sight. Heaven! said he, can you suffer me to
die an ignominious and painful death? And all this, for what crime?
not for robbery or murder, or renouncing my religion, but for not
putting pepper in a cream tart.
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