"Ah!--but he does reflect," protested Lemois with a comical shrug; "but it is always upsidedown. When you stand upsidedown your money is apt to run out of your pockets; when you think upsidedown your brains run out in the same way." "But what would you have me do, Lemois?" expostulated Louis, regaining his feet that he might the better parry the thrust. "Get out into your garden and mount a pedestal?" "Not at this season, you dear Monsieur Louis; it is too cold. Oh!--never would I be willing to shock any of my beautiful statues in that way. You would look very ugly on a pedestal; your shoulders are too big and your arms are like a blacksmith's, and then you would smash all my flowers getting up. No--I would have you do nothing and be nothing but your delightful and charming self. This room of mine, the 'Little Dwarf,' is built for laughter, and you have plenty of it. And now, gentlemen"--he was the landlord once more--both elbows uptilted in a shrug, his shoulders level with his ears--"at what time shall we serve dinner?" "Not until Brierley comes," I interposed after we were through laughing at Louis' discomfiture. "He is due now--the Wigwag train from Pont du Sable ought to be in any minute." "Is Marc coming with him?" asked Herbert, pushing his chair back from the crackling blaze. "No--Marc can't get here until late. He's fallen in love for the hundredth time. Some countess or duchess, I understand--he is staying at her château, or was. Not far from here, so he told Le Blanc." "Was walking past her garden gate," broke in Louis, "squinting at her flowers, no doubt, when she asked him in to tea--or is it another Fontainebleau affair?" "That's one love affair of Marc's I never heard of," remarked Herbert, with one of his meaning smiles, which always remind me of the lambent light flashed by a glowworm, irradiating but never creasing the surface as they play over his features. "Well, that wasn't Marc's fault--you _would_ have heard of it had he been around. He talked of nothing else. The idiot left Paris one morning, put ten francs in his pocket--about all he had--and went over to Fontainebleau for the day. Posted up at that railroad station was a notice, signed by a woman, describing a lost dog. Later on Marc came across a piece of rope with the dog on one end and a boy on the other. An hour later he presented himself at madame's villa, the dog at his heels. There was a cry of joy as her arms clasped the prodigal. Then came a deluge of thanks. The gratitude of the poor lady so overcame Marc that he spent every sou he had in his clothes for flowers, sent them to her with his compliments and walked back to Paris, and for a month after every franc he scraped together went the same way. He never called--never wrote her any letters--just kept on sending flowers; never getting any thanks either, for he never gave her his address. Oh, he's a Cap and Bells when there's a woman around!"