The Art of Being Bored: A Comedy in Three Acts — John Shaqi
The Art of Being Bored: A Comedy in Three ActsPailleron, Edouard
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The Art of Being Bored: A Comedy in Three Acts
Pailleron, Edouard
Comedy plays; French drama -- Translations into English
SAINT-RÉAULT. This trail which he has blazed, I, too, have followed,
and not without distinction, if I may be permitted to say so. Another,
coming after us, has tried to snatch a few words of wisdom from
the eternal Verity of the Sphinx, until our time unfathomed in any
theogony. I speak of Revel, highly esteemed both as scholar and
gentleman. My illustrious father is dead, and Revel is not long for
this earth—if he has not already passed away. Therefore I alone am left
monarch of this new domain of science of which my father, Guillaume
Eriel de Saint-Réault, was the discoverer. I, alone! (_Looking at_
TOULONNIER) May those who govern us, those who are invested with power
and authority, those upon whom will devolve the delicate task of
choosing a successor to our lamented colleague—whom perhaps we shall
mourn to-morrow—may these eminent men (_Looking at_ BELLAC, _who is
speaking with_ TOULONNIER) in spite of the more or less legitimate
solicitations to which they are prey, make an impartial, enlightened
choice, determined solely by the threefold requirements of age,
aptitude and acquired experience—a choice of a successor worthy to my
illustrious father, and of the great work which is his,—and of which, I
repeat, I am the sole living representative.
(_Everyone rises. Applause and general confusion. Meanwhile servants
enter with refreshments._)
SEVERAL VOICES. Splendid! Bravo!
PAUL. At last I understand what he’s driving at!
MME. DE CÉRAN. A candidate for Revel’s place!
BELLAC. In the Academy, the New School, in everything!
MME. DE CÉRAN. (_Aside_) I might have expected it!
SERVANT. (_Announcing_) The General! Comte de Briais!—Monsieur Virot!
(_Enter the_ GENERAL _and_ M. VIROT.)
GENERAL. (_Kissing_ MADAME DE CÉRAN’S _hand_) Countess!
MME. DE CÉRAN. Ah, Senator——
VIROT. (_Kissing_ MADAME DE CÉRAN’S _hand_) Madame la comtesse!
MME. DE CÉRAN. (_To_ VIROT) Too late! my dear Deputy, too late!
GENERAL. (_Gallantly_) One cannot come too early to your salon,
Countess!
MME. DE CÉRAN. Monsieur de Saint-Réault was speaking; can one say more?
GENERAL. (_Bowing to_ SAINT-RÉAULT) My loss!
VIROT. (_Taking the_ GENERAL _to the left_) Well, Senator, if the House
passes the law, will you vote it down?
GENERAL. Of course—at least the first time! The Senate must do that
much.
VIROT. Ah! Duchess!
(_Together with the_ GENERAL, _they go to greet the_ DUCHESS. PAUL
RAYMOND _and_ JEANNE _slip out of the room into the garden_.)
MME. DE CÉRAN. (_To_ SAINT-RÉAULT) You surpassed yourself this evening,
Saint-Réault!
MME. ARRIÉGO. Yes, you surpassed yourself. There is no other word for
it.
MME. DE LOUDAN. Ah, Baron, Baron, what a world you have opened up to
us! How captivating are these first stammering professions of primitive
faith! And that Buddhist Trinity, oh, I’m quite mad about it!
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