The Art of Kissing: Curiously, Historically, Humorously, Poetically ConsideredRossiter, Will
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The Art of Kissing: Curiously, Historically, Humorously, Poetically Considered
Rossiter, Will
Kissing -- Anecdotes; Kissing -- Humor; Kissing in literature; Sex customs -- United States -- History -- 19th century
Such kisses as belong to early days,
When heart, and soul, and sense, in concert move.
Diagnosing such a kiss, the poet informs us that on such occasions the
blood is like lava, the pulse is all ablaze, and each kiss of that kind
he declares is a “heart-quake.”
In the time of Herrick there was an anonymous poet who thus
philosophized on the “soulful kiss”:
Philosophers pretend to tell
How, like a hermit in his cell,
The soul within the brain does dwell.
But I, who am not half so wise,
Think I have seen’t in Chloe’s eyes;
Down to her lips from thence it stole,
And there I kiss’d her very soul.
The kings and queens of England in ancient times practiced the ceremony
of washing the feet of beggars, in imitation of Christ, who washed the
feet of His disciples. They washed and kissed the feet of as many poor
people as they themselves numbered in years, and bestowed a gift, or
_maunday_, upon each; the ceremony occurred on Maundy-Thursday. Queen
Elizabeth performed this ceremony when she was thirty-nine years old—
that is, she kissed the feet of thirty-nine paupers after their feet had
been washed by yeomen of the laundry with warm water and sweet herbs,
and afterward by the sub-almoner. The last of the English monarchs who
performed this office in person was James II., in 1731, in his
forty-eighth year. In 1530, on Maundy-Thursday, Cardinal Wolsey washed
and kissed the feet of fifty-nine poor men, “and, after he had wiped
them, he gave every one of the said poor men twelve pence in money,
three ells of good canvas to make them shirts, a pair of new shoes, a
cask of red herrings and three white herrings, and, to one of them, two
shillings.” This custom is no longer observed, but the poor still
receive their gifts from the royal bounty.
V.
DIFFERENT KINDS OF KISSES: THE LONG, LONG KISS, THE
PAROXYSMAL, THE ICY, THE WESTERN, THE LIFE-TEEMING KISS—
HOW COLLEGE GIRLS KISS—THE KISS OF A FEMALE CORNETIST—
PLATONIC KISSES—ROMAN OSCULATION—CHARACTERISTICS OF
KISSES—THE KISS AS A PUNISHMENT—THE KING OF
BABY-KISSERS—THE KISS AFTER MARRIAGE—STOLEN KISSES,
SOMETIMES CALLED “DAINTY BITS OF PLUNDER”—THE STORY OF A
CIRCASSIAN GIRL.
There are a great many kinds of kisses. There is Byron’s “long, long
kiss of youth and love.” A rural suitor kissed his girl repeatedly after
this fashion. When he finally ceased, the tears came into her eyes, and
she said, in sad tones: “Ah, Rufus! I fear you have ceased to love me!”
“Oh, no, I haven’t,” he replied, with a wearied air, “but I must
breathe!” The “paroxysmal kiss” has been described as a kiss “buttered
with soul-lightning.” Very different from the kiss of a certain
prominent actress:
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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