How much ought the rest of us to save? I know a man--now you do not
know him, and there is no use in racking your brains to discover who he
is, which seems to be a principal motive for reading books nowadays,
as though we writers had a cabinet photograph in our mind’s eye
whenever we took a pen in hand. I know a man who divides his income
into parts. “All Gaul is divided into three parts,” you will remember
we read in the classics. Well, my friend, whom we will call Julius
Cæsar for convenience and mystification, divides his income, on the
first of January, into a certain number of parts or portions. He and
his wife have a very absorbing and earnest pow-wow over it annually.
They take the matter very seriously, and burn the midnight oil in the
sober endeavor to map and figure out in advance a wise and unselfish
exhibit. So much and no more for rent, so much for servants, so much
for household supplies, so much for clothes, so much for amusements,
so much for charity, so much to meet unlooked-for contingencies, and
so much for investment. By the time the exhibit is finished it is
mathematically and ethically irreproachable, and, what is more, Julius
Cæsar and his wife live up to it so faithfully that they are sure to
have some eight or ten dollars to the good on the morning of December
thirty-first, which they commonly expend in a pair of canvas-back ducks
and a bottle of champagne, for which they pay cash, in reward for their
own virtue and to enable them at the stroke of midnight to submit to
their own consciences a trial balance accurate to a cent.
Now it should be stated that Mr. and Mrs. Julius Cæsar are not very
busy people in other respects, and that their annual income, which
is fifteen thousand dollars, and chiefly rent from improved real
estate in the hands of a trustee, flows on as regularly and surely as
a river. Wherefore it might perhaps be argued, if one were disposed
to be sardonic, that this arithmetical system of life under the
circumstances savors of a fad, and that Julius and his wife take
themselves and their occupation a trifle too seriously, especially as
they have both been known to inform, solemnly and augustly, more than
one acquaintance who was struggling for a living, that it is every
one’s duty to lay up at least one-tenth of his income and give at least
another tenth in charity. And yet, when one has ceased to smile at the
antics of this pair, the consciousness remains that they are right in
their practice of foresight and arithmetical apportioning, and that
one who would live wisely should, if possible, decide in advance how
much he intends to give to the poor or put into the bank. Otherwise he
is morally, or rather immorally, certain to spend everything, and to
suffer disagreeable qualms instead of enjoying canvas-back ducks and a
bottle of champagne on December thirty-first.
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