American prose literature; English prose literature; Narration (Rhetoric)
rejoined: “My lord, I can procure the cheeses, but I cannot tell
which are of this quality and which of another. Much I fear lest
I fall under your censure.” Then Charles, from whose penetration
and skill nothing could escape, however new or strange it might
be, spoke thus to the bishop, who from childhood had known such
cheeses and yet could not test them: “Cut them in two,” he said,
“then fasten together with a skewer those that you find to be of
the right quality and keep them in your cellar for a time and then
send them to me. The rest you may keep for yourself and your clergy
and your family.” This was done for two years, and the king ordered
the present of cheeses to be taken in without remark: then in the
third year the bishop brought in person his laboriously collected
cheeses. But the most just Charles pitied his labour and anxiety
and added to the bishopric an excellent estate whence he and his
successors might provide themselves with corn and wine.
We may feel sorry for the poor flustered bishop collecting his two
cartloads of cheeses; but it is possible that our real sympathy ought
to go to Bodo, who probably had to pay an extra rent in cheeses
to satisfy the emperor’s taste, and got no excellent estate to
recompense him.
A visit from the emperor, however, would be a rare event in his life,
to be talked about for years and told to his grandchildren. But there
was one other event, which happened annually, and which was certainly
looked for with excitement by Bodo and his friends. For once a year
the king’s itinerant justices, the _Missi Dominici_, came round
to hold their court and to see if the local counts had been doing
justice. Two of them would come, a bishop and a count, and they would
perhaps stay a night at the big house as guests of the abbot, and
the next day they would go to Paris, and there they would sit and
do justice in the open square before the church, and from all the
district round great men and small, nobles and freemen and _coloni_,
would bring their grievances and demand redress. Bodo would go too,
if anyone had injured or robbed him, and would make his complaint
to the judges. But if he were canny he would not go to them empty
handed, trusting to justice alone. Charlemagne was very strict, but
unless the _missi_ were exceptionally honest and pious they would
not be averse to taking bribes. Theodulf, Bishop of Orleans, who was
one of the Emperor’s _missi_, has left us a most entertaining Latin
poem, in which he describes the attempts of the clergy and laymen,
who flocked to his court, to buy justice. Every one according to his
means brought a present; the rich offered money, precious stones,
fine materials, and Eastern carpets, arms, horses, antique vases
of gold or silver chiselled with representations of the labours of
Hercules. The poor brought skins of Cordova leather, tanned and
untanned, excellent pieces of cloth and linen (poor Ermentrude must
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