The Assault: Germany Before the Outbreak and England in War-TimeWile, Frederic William
History
The Assault: Germany Before the Outbreak and England in War-Time
Wile, Frederic William
World War, 1914-1918
There had been a "terrible mistake" at the hotel the night before. He
was there to offer the "deepest regret" of both the elder and junior
_Herren Adlon_ that their "best friend" should have been the victim of
"such an outrage" on their premises. They had dismissed no less than
ten members of the hotel staff for complicity in my arrest. The Adlon
hoped, from the bottom of its unoffending heart, that I would "forgive
and forget." Kretschmar, at this point in his _peccavi_, almost broke
down. He was in tears, and, if I had let him, he would probably have
gone down on his knees. If I had known what I was told next day as to
his own connection with my experience at the Adlon, he would not only
have gone down on his knees, but down the stairs of my flat-building as
well. Whether it was he who incited the page-boys, desk-clerks,
elevator-men, chambermaids and waiters to regard me as an "English spy"
I can not say, but, in light of the experience which a colleague,
Alexander Muirhead, a London newspaper-photographer, had in the Adlon
shortly after my arrest, there is at least ground to fear that
Kretschmar may have been something more than an innocent bystander.
"When I asked for you at the desk," Muirhead told me, "a supercilious
clerk, eying me fiercely, referred me to the manager, whereupon I was
escorted into Kretschmar’s room. ’I’ve come to see my friend Wile,’ I
explained. ’Your friend Wile’s a spy!’ snarled Kretschmar, who seemed
beside himself with fury. ’And he’s now where he ought to be! As for
you, _mein Herr_, stand there against the wall, hold up your arms, and
be searched for weapons. For all we know, you’re a spy, too!’ The mere
thought of your name appeared to fill Kretschmar with incontrollable
rage. Having satisfied himself that I had nothing more explosive about
me than some undeveloped films, he allowed me to go my way amid
incoherent mutterings and imprecations about that ’---- of a ---- spy,
Wile.’ I was, of course, completely mystified by this extraordinary
episode, as I was at that time entirely ignorant of your fate."
Muirhead is a plain-spoken Scotchman, as well as one of Europe’s bravest
and most famous "camera men," and although the lachrymose Kretschmar
indignantly repudiates the occurrence, I hope he will not mind if I
prefer to believe Muirhead. The manager of the Adlon still keeps my
memory green. Periodically during the war, whenever some German paper
has outdone itself in dignifying me with vile abuse, Kretschmar has
faithfully marked it in blue pencil and sent it to me by two
routes--Switzerland and Holland--to make sure that it reached me. As I
have not taken the trouble to acknowledge these little tokens of his
abiding interest, I hope he may learn from these pages that they have
been duly received and fill not the least conspicuous niche in my
chamber of German war horrors.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
Reviews
Reviews
No reviews yet
Be the first to share your thoughts on this work.
Elsewhere in the archive
Join the Discussion
Join the discussion
Sign in to leave a comment or review.
Sign InorCreate an account