The Astonishing Adventure of Jane SmithWentworth, Patricia
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The Astonishing Adventure of Jane Smith
Wentworth, Patricia
Adventure stories; Cousins -- Fiction; Detective and mystery stories
“Well, that summer at Upwater—you know we were lodging with the woman
who had the post office—Jimmy and I stayed on after all the other
visitors were gone. I expect it was rather irregular, but I used to help
her. You see her son didn’t get back until eighteen months after the
armistice, and she wasn’t really up to the work. In the end, you may say
I ran that post office. I did it very well, too. It was something to do,
especially after Jimmy died.”
“Yes, I heard. I wondered where you were.”
“I stayed on until the son came home, and then I couldn’t. He was awful,
and she thought him quite perfect, poor old soul. I came to London and
got a job in an office, and a month ago I lost it. The firm was cutting
down expenses, like everybody else. And then—well, I looked for another
job, and couldn’t find one, and this morning my landlady locked the door
in my face and kept my box. And that, Henry, is why I am thinking
seriously of changing places with my Cousin Renata, who, at least, has a
roof over her head and enough to eat.”
“Jane,” said Henry furiously, “you don’t mean to say—so that’s why
you’re looking such a white rag!”
Jane was horrified to find that her eyes had filled with tears. She
laughed, but the laugh was not a very convincing one.
“I did have a cup of coffee and two penny buns,” she began; and then
Henry was fetching sandwiches from the sideboard and pressing a cup of
hot chocolate into her not unwilling hands.
“They leave this awful stuff over a spirit lamp for my mother, and she
always has sandwiches when she comes in. It’s better than nothing,” he
added in tones of wrath.
“It’s not awful,” protested Jane; but Henry was not mollified.
“I don’t understand,” he said. “Why are you so hard up? Didn’t Mr.
Carruthers provide for you?”
Jane’s colour rose.
“He hadn’t much, and what he had was an annuity. You know what Jimmy
was, and how he forgot things. I am really quite sure that he had
forgotten about its being an annuity, and that he thought that I should
be quite comfortable.”
Henry swallowed his opinion of Mr. Carruthers.
“Was he your only relation?”
“Well,” said Jane, who was beginning to feel better, “you can’t really
count Cousin Louisa; she was only Jimmy’s half-sister, and that makes
her a sort of third half-cousin of my mother’s. Besides, she always
simply loathed me.”
“And you’ve no other relations at all?”
“Only the Anarchist Uncle,” said Jane brightly. She gave him her cup and
plate. “Your mother has simply lovely sandwiches, Henry. Thank you ever
so much for them, but what will she do when she comes home and finds I
have eaten them all?”
“I don’t know, I’m sure.” Henry’s tone was very short. “Look here, Jane,
you must let—er, er, I mean, won’t you let....” He stuck, and Jane
looked at him very kindly.
“Nothing doing, Henry,” she said, “but it’s frightfully nice of you, all
the same.”
There was a silence. When Jane thought it had lasted long enough, she
said:
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