The Astonishing Adventure of Jane Smith — John Shaqi
The Astonishing Adventure of Jane SmithWentworth, Patricia
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The Astonishing Adventure of Jane Smith
Wentworth, Patricia
Adventure stories; Cousins -- Fiction; Detective and mystery stories
It was at this unpropitious moment that the tall young man who had sat
down unseen upon Jane’s other side, laid his hand upon hers and observed
in stirring accents:
“Darling.”
Jane whisked round in an icy temper. Her greenish-hazel eyes looked
through the young man in the direction of the north pole. He ought to
have stiffened to an icicle then and there, instead of which he
murmured, “Darling,” again, and then added—“but what’s the matter?” Jane
stopped looking at him or through him. He had simply ceased to exist.
She picked up her two shillings and her eleven pence, put them into her
purse, and consigned her purse to her handbag. She then closed the
handbag with a snap, and rose to her feet.
“Renata!” exclaimed the young man in tones of consternation.
Jane paused and allowed herself to observe him for the first time. She
saw a young man with an intellectual forehead and studious brown eyes.
He appeared to be hurt and surprised. She decided that this was not a
would-be Lothario.
“I think you have made a mistake,” she said, and was about to pass on.
“But, Renata, Renata, darling!” stammered the young man even more
desperately. Jane assumed what Cousin Louisa had once described as “that
absurdly grand manner.” It was quite kind, but it induced the young man
to believe that Jane was conversing with him from about the distance of
the planet Saturn.
“I think,” she said, “that you must be taking me for my cousin, Renata
Molloy.”
“But I’m engaged to her—no, I mean to you—oh, hang it all, Renata,
what’s the sense of a silly joke like this?”
Jane looked at him keenly. “What is my cousin’s middle name?” she
inquired.
“Jane. I hate it.”
“Thank you,” said Jane. “My name is Jane Renata Smith, and I am Renata
Jane Molloy’s first cousin. Our mothers were twin sisters, and I have
always understood that we were very much alike.”
“Alike!” gasped the young man. Words seemed to fail him.
Jane bowed slightly and began to walk away, but, before she had gone a
dozen paces, he was beside her again.
“If you’re really Renata’s cousin, I want to talk to you—I must talk to
you. Will you let me?”
Jane walked as far as the next seat, and sat down with resignation.
“I don’t even know your name.”
“It’s Todhunter—Arnold Todhunter.” He seemed a trifle breathless. “My
sister Daphne was at school with Renata, and she came to stay with us
once in the holidays. I said we were engaged, didn’t I? Only, nobody
knows it. You won’t tell Mr. Molloy, will you?”
“I’ve never spoken to Mr. Molloy in my life,” said Jane. “There was a
most awful row when my aunt married him, and none of us have ever met
each other since. My aunt died years and years ago. I think Mr. Molloy
is an Anarchist of some sort, isn’t he?”
“Yes, yes, yes,” said Mr. Todhunter, with violence. He banged the back
of the iron seat with his hand. Jane reflected that he must be very much
in love if he failed to notice how hard it was.
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