The Astonishing History of Troy TownQuiller-Couch, Arthur
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The Astonishing History of Troy Town
Quiller-Couch, Arthur
Cornwall (England : County) -- Fiction
He was a light-haired, ungainly youth, of about twenty, with a
reputation for singing a comic song. It was understood that the
Admiral designed him for College and Holy Orders, but meanwhile time
was passing, and Sam sat "with idle hands at home," or more
frequently, in the bar of the "Man-o'-War."
"You!" exclaimed his father.
"Well, I don't see what there is in that to be surprised about,"
replied the youth, with an aggrieved air. "I met the Honourable
Frederic smoking a cigar out on the Rope-walk last night. His cigars
are very good; and he asked me to drop in soon and try another.
He isn't a bit stuck-up."
The Admiral's feelings were divided between annoyance at the easy
success of his son, and elation at finding the stranger so
unexpectedly affable. He rose.
"Girls, remember to be punctual. I will show this town of Troy that
I am not the man to be laughed at."
CHAPTER VII.
OF A LADY THAT HAD A MUSICAL VOICE, BUT USED IT TO DECEIVE.
Many of the advantages that wait upon the readers of this history
are, I should hope, by this time obvious. Among them must be
reckoned the privilege of taking precedence of Admiral Buzza--of
paying a visit to "The Bower" not only several minutes in advance of
that great man, but moreover on terms of the utmost intimacy.
Shortly before eleven on Monday morning the Honourable Frederic
Augustus Hythe Goodwyn-Sandys was shaving contemplatively. He was a
tall, thin man, with light, closely cropped hair, a drooping
moustache that hid his mouth, and a nose of the order aquiline, and
species "chiselled." For the present the lower half of his face was
obscured with lather. His dress--I put it thus in case Miss Limpenny
should read these lines--was that usually worn by gentlemen under
similar circumstances.
Mr. Goodwyn-Sandys was just taking his first stroke with the razor,
when the creaking of the garden gate caused him to glance out of
window. The effect of this was to make him cut his cheek; whereupon
he both bled and swore simultaneously and profusely.
On the gravel walk stood Admiral Buzza with his three daughters.
Again the great man was in full dress. Behind him in Indian file
advanced Sophia, Jane, Calypso, each in a straight frock of vivid
yellow surmounted by a straw hat of such enormous brim as to lend
them a fearful likeness to three gigantic fungi. As far as the hats
allowed one to see from above, each wore sandal-shoes, and carried a
small green parasol, neatly folded.
At the sight of this regiment of visitors, Mr. Goodwyn-Sandys paused
with razor in air and blood trickling down his chin. The Admiral
marched resolutely up the path and struck three distinct knocks upon
the door.
It was opened by the youth in buttons.
The Admiral produced a sheaf of visiting cards and handed them to the
page, as if inviting him to select one, note it carefully, and
restore it to the pack.
"Is the Honourable Frederic Goodwyn-Sandys or the Honourable Mrs.
Goodwyn-Sandys at home?"
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