The Astonishing History of Troy TownQuiller-Couch, Arthur
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The Astonishing History of Troy Town
Quiller-Couch, Arthur
Cornwall (England : County) -- Fiction
Her voice, which was low and musical, came with the prettiest trip
upon the tongue. There was just the faintest shade of brogue in it--
for instance, she said "me husband"--but I cannot attempt to
reproduce it.
Upon this hinted desire for information, the Admiral bestowed his
cocked-hat under the chair, and began--
"Our small town, ma'am, may be viewed in many aspects--as an emporium
of commerce, a holiday centre, or a health resort. In our trade you
would naturally, with your tastes, find little interest. It is
rather our scenic advantages, our romantic fortresses, our river
(pronounced by many to equal the Rhine), our mild atmosphere--"
"On the contrary, I take the greatest interest in your trade."
The Admiral lifted his brows and smiled, as one who would imply
"You are kind enough to say so, but really, with your high
connections, that can hardly be seriously believed." What he said
was--
"It is indeed good of you to interest yourself in our simple tastes.
We are (I confess it) to some degree--ahem!--mercantile, and as
citizens of Troy esteem it our duty to acquaint ourselves
(theoretically) with the products of other lands. To this end I have
had all my daughters carefully grounded in the 'Child's Guide to
Knowledge.' Jane, my dear, what is Gamboge?"
"A vegetable, gummy juice, of a most beautiful yellow colour, chiefly
brought from Gambodia in the East Indies," repeated Jane, with a
glance at her gown.
"You see, ma'am," explained her father with a wave of the hand,
"it is a form of instruction in which the rawness of the material is
to some extent veiled by a clothing of picturesque accessories.
This will be even more noticeable in the case of Soy. Calypso,
inform Mrs. Goodwyn-Sandys of the humorous illusion under which our
seamen labour with regard to Soy."
But at this point the door opened, and Mr. Samuel Buzza entered, with
Mr. Goodwyn-Sandys himself.
The introductions were gone through; the Admiral let off another
speech of welcome, and plunged with the Honourable Frederic into a
long discussion of Troy, its scenery and neighbourhood; the three
girls sat bolt upright, each on the edge of her chair; and their
brother took his hostess' extended hand with a bashful grin.
"Ah, Mr. Buzza, I am interested in you already--my husband has been
telling me how he met you."
"Proud to hear it," muttered Sam.
"Oh, yes. I hope we shall be great friends. It is so kind of you
all to call."
Sam asked her not to mention it; and looked at his father, whose face
was by this time purple with conversation.
"I say, ain't the old boy enjoying himself, though!" he remarked in a
sudden burst of confidence. "What do you think of him?"
Mrs. Goodwyn-Sandys smiled sweetly, and replied that the Admiral was
"so thorough."
"Thorough old duffer, you mean. Look at him. What with his gold
spangles and his talking to Mr. Goodwyn-Sandys, he's as proud as a
cock on a wall."
His hostess laughed. "You are very frank," she said.
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