THE KING. Fft! Only a--! A lash will tinkle thy hide for thee if thou dost not cure thy tongue of impudence. I, thy king, have ordered thee not to beg any more in the streets for bread. Signify, therefore, that thou wilt obey the orders of thy king by quickly touching thy forehead thrice to the floor. THE BEGGAR. That is impossible. THE SERVANT (_aside to_ THE BEGGAR). Come. It is not safe to tempt the patience of the king too long. His patience is truly great, but he loses it most wondrous quickly. THE KING. Come, now: I have ordered thee to touch thy forehead to the floor. THE SERVANT (_nudging him_). And quickly. THE BEGGAR. Wherefore should I touch my forehead to the floor? THE KING. In order to seal thy promise to thy king. THE BEGGAR. But I have made no promise. Neither have I any king. THE KING. Ho! He has made no promise. Neither has he any king. Ha, ha, ha. I have commanded thee not to beg any more, for the sound of thy voice is grievous unto my ears. Touch thy forehead now to the floor, as I have commanded thee, and thou shall go from this palace a free man. Refuse, and thou wilt be sorry before an hour that thy father ever came within twenty paces of thy mother. THE BEGGAR. I have ever lamented that he did. For to be born into this world a beggar is a more unhappy thing than any that I know--unless it is to be born a king. THE KING. Fft! Thy tongue of a truth is too lively for thy health. Come, now, touch thy forehead thrice to the floor and promise solemnly that thou wilt never beg in the streets again. And hurry! THE SERVANT (_aside_). It is wise to do as thy king commands thee. His patience is near an end. THE KING. Do not be afraid to soil the floor with thy forehead. I will graciously forgive thee for that. (THE BEGGAR _stands motionless._) THE SERVANT. I said, it is not wise to keep the king waiting. (THE BEGGAR _does not move._) THE KING. Well? (_A pause._) _Well?_ (_In a rage_) _WELL?_ THE BEGGAR. O king, thou hast commanded me not to beg in the streets for bread, for the noise of my voice offends thee. Now therefore do I likewise command thee to remove thy crown from thy forehead and throw it from yonder window into the street. For when thou hast thrown thy crown into the street, then will I no longer be obliged to beg. THE KING. Fft! _Thou_ commandest _me!_ _Thou_, a beggar from the streets, commandest _me_, a king, to remove my crown from my forehead and throw it from yonder window into the street! THE BEGGAR. That is what I said. THE KING. Why, dost thou not know I can have thee slain for such words? THE BEGGAR. No. Thou canst not have me slain. The spears of thy soldiers are as straws against my body. THE KING. Ha! We shall see if they are. We shall see! THE SERVANT. O king, it is indeed true. It is even as he has told thee.