The Autobiography of a Quack, and The Case of George DedlowMitchell, S. Weir (Silas Weir)
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The Autobiography of a Quack, and The Case of George Dedlow
Mitchell, S. Weir (Silas Weir)
Didactic fiction; Political fiction; Social problems -- Fiction
As soon as I explained that the spirit who answered had been a witness
of the theft, the old man became strangely agitated. “Who was it?” said
he. At once the spirit indicated a desire to use the alphabet. As we
went over the letters,--always a slow method, but useful when you want
to observe excitable people,--my visitor kept saying, “Quicker--go
quicker.” At length the spirit spelled out the words, “I know not his
name.”
“Was it,” said the gentleman--“was it a--was it one of my household?”
I knocked “yes” without hesitation; who else, indeed, could it have
been?
“Excuse me,” he went on, “if I ask you for a little whisky.”
This I gave him. He continued: “Was it Susan or Ellen?”
“No, no!”
“Was it--” He paused. “If I ask a question mentally, will the spirits
reply?” I knew what he meant. He wanted to ask if it was his son, but
did not wish to speak openly.
“Ask,” said I.
“I have,” he returned.
I hesitated. It was rarely my policy to commit myself definitely, yet
here I fancied, from the facts of the case and his own terrible anxiety,
that he suspected, or more than suspected, his son as the guilty person.
I became sure of this as I studied his face. At all events, it would be
easy to deny or explain in case of trouble; and, after all, what slander
was there in two knocks? I struck twice as usual.
Instantly the old gentleman rose up, very white, but quite firm.
“There,” he said, and cast a bank-note on the table, “I thank you,” and
bending his head on his breast, walked, as I thought, with great effort
out of the room.
On the following morning, as I made my first appearance in my outer
room, which contained at least a dozen persons awaiting advice,
who should I see standing by the window but the old gentleman with
sandy-gray hair? Along with him was a stout young man with a head as
red as mine, and mustache and whiskers to match. Probably the son, I
thought--ardent temperament, remorse, come to confess, etc. I was
never more mistaken in my life. I was about to go regularly through my
patients when the old gentleman began to speak.
“I called, doctor,” said he, “to explain the little matter about which
I--about which I--”
“Troubled your spirits yesterday,” added the youth, jocosely, pulling
his mustache.
“Beg pardon,” I returned; “had we not better talk this over in private?
Come into my office,” I added, touching the younger man on the arm.
Would you believe it? he took out his handkerchief and dusted the place
I had touched. “Better not,” said he. “Go on, father; let us get done
with this den.”
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