The Autobiography of a Quack, and The Case of George Dedlow — John Shaqi
The Autobiography of a Quack, and The Case of George DedlowMitchell, S. Weir (Silas Weir)
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The Autobiography of a Quack, and The Case of George Dedlow
Mitchell, S. Weir (Silas Weir)
Didactic fiction; Political fiction; Social problems -- Fiction
“What’s that?” said I.
“I do not think you would comprehend it,” he replied; “it is an
affection of the suprarenal capsules.”
I dimly remembered that there were such organs, and that nobody knew
what they were meant for. It seemed that doctors had found a use for
them at last.
“Is it a dangerous disease?” I said.
“I fear so,” he answered.
“Don’t you really know,” I asked, “what’s the truth about it?”
“Well,” he returned gravely, “I’m sorry to tell you it is a very
dangerous malady.”
“Nonsense!” said I; “I don’t believe it”; for I thought it was only a
doctor’s trick, and one I had tried often enough myself.
“Thank you,” said he; “you are a very ill man, and a fool besides. Good
morning.” He forgot to ask for a fee, and I did not therefore find it
necessary to escape payment by telling him I was a doctor.
Several weeks went by; my money was gone, my clothes were ragged, and,
like my body, nearly worn out, and now I am an inmate of a hospital.
To-day I feel weaker than when I first began to write. How it will end,
I do not know. If I die, the doctor will get this pleasant history, and
if I live, I shall burn it, and as soon as I get a little money I will
set out to look for my sister. I dreamed about her last night. What I
dreamed was not very agreeable. I thought it was night. I was walking up
one of the vilest streets near my old office, and a girl spoke to me--a
shameless, worn creature, with great sad eyes. Suddenly she screamed,
“Brother, brother!” and then remembering what she had been, with her
round, girlish, innocent face and fair hair, and seeing what she was
now, I awoke and saw the dim light of the half-darkened ward.
I am better to-day. Writing all this stuff has amused me and, I think,
done me good. That was a horrid dream I had. I suppose I must tear up
all this biography.
“Hello, nurse! The little boy--boy--”
“GOOD HEAVENS!” said the nurse, “he is dead! Dr. Alston said it would
happen this way. The screen, quick--the screen--and let the doctor
know.”
THE CASE OF GEORGE DEDLOW
The following notes of my own case have been declined on various
pretests by every medical journal to which I have offered them. There
was, perhaps, some reason in this, because many of the medical facts
which they record are not altogether new, and because the psychical
deductions to which they have led me are not in themselves of medical
interest. I ought to add that a great deal of what is here related is
not of any scientific value whatsoever; but as one or two people on
whose judgment I rely have advised me to print my narrative with all
the personal details, rather than in the dry shape in which, as a
psychological statement, I shall publish it elsewhere, I have yielded
to their views. I suspect, however, that the very character of my record
will, in the eyes of some of my readers, tend to lessen the value of the
metaphysical discoveries which it sets forth.
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