Once in a while, even in our Northern cities, at noon, in a very hot
summer’s day, one may realize, by a sudden extension in his sphere of
consciousness, how closely he is shut up for the most part.—Do you not
remember something like this? July, between 1 and 2, P. M., Fahrenheit
96°, or thereabout. Windows all gaping, like the mouths of panting dogs.
Long, stinging cry of a locust comes in from a tree, half a mile off; had
forgotten there was such a tree. Baby’s screams from a house several
blocks distant;—never knew there were any babies in the neighborhood
before. Tinman pounding something that clatters dreadfully,—very
distinct, but don’t remember any tinman’s shop near by. Horses stamping
on pavement to get off flies. When you hear these four sounds, you may
set it down as a warm day. Then it is that one would like to imitate the
mode of life of the native at Sierra Leone, as somebody has described it:
stroll into the market in natural costume,—buy a water-melon for a
halfpenny,—split it, and scoop out the middle,—sit down in one half of
the empty rind, clap the other on one’s head, and feast upon the pulp.
—I see some of the London journals have been attacking some of their
literary people for lecturing, on the ground of its being a public
exhibition of themselves for money. A popular author can print his
lecture; if he deliver it, it is a case of _quæstum corpore_, or making
profit of his person. None but “snobs” do that. _Ergo_, etc. To this I
reply,—_Negatur minor_. Her Most Gracious Majesty, the Queen, exhibits
herself to the public as a part of the service for which she is paid. We
do not consider it low-bred in her to pronounce her own speech, and
should prefer it so to hearing it from any other person, or reading it.
His Grace and his Lordship exhibit themselves very often for popularity,
and their houses every day for money.—No, if a man shows himself other
than he is, if he belittles himself before an audience for hire, then he
acts unworthily. But a true word, fresh from the lips of a true man, is
worth paying for, at the rate of eight dollars a day, or even of fifty
dollars a lecture. The taunt must be an outbreak of jealousy against the
renowned authors who have the audacity to be also orators. The
sub-lieutenants (of the press) stick a too popular writer and speaker
with an epithet in England, instead of with a rapier, as in France.—Poh!
All England is one great menagerie, and, all at once, the jackal, who
admires the gilded cage of the royal beast, must protest against the
vulgarity of the talking-bird’s and the nightingale’s being willing to
become a part of the exhibition!
THE LONG PATH.
(_Last of the Parentheses_.)
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