Out of all these inevitable elements the audience is generated,—a great
compound vertebrate, as much like fifty others you have seen as any two
mammals of the same species are like each other. Each audience laughs,
and each cries, in just the same places of your lecture; that is, if you
make one laugh or cry, you make all. Even those little indescribable
movements which a lecturer takes cognizance of, just as a driver notices
his horse’s cocking his ears, are sure to come in exactly the same place
of your lecture always. I declare to you, that as the monk said about
the picture in the convent,—that he sometimes thought the living tenants
were the shadows, and the painted figures the realities,—I have sometimes
felt as if I were a wandering spirit, and this great unchanging
multivertebrate which I faced night after night was one ever-listening
animal, which writhed along after me wherever I fled, and coiled at my
feet every evening, turning up to me the same sleepless eyes which I
thought I had closed with my last drowsy incantation!
—Oh, yes! A thousand kindly and courteous acts,—a thousand faces that
melted individually out of my recollection as the April snow melts, but
only to steal away and find the beds of flowers whose roots are memory,
but which blossom in poetry and dreams. I am not ungrateful, nor
unconscious of all the good feeling and intelligence everywhere to be met
with through the vast parish to which the lecturer ministers. But when I
set forth, leading a string of my mind’s daughters to market, as the
country-folk fetch in their strings of horses—Pardon me, that was a
coarse fellow who sneered at the sympathy wasted on an unhappy lecturer,
as if, because he was decently paid for his services, he had therefore
sold his sensibilities.—Family men get dreadfully homesick. In the
remote and bleak village the heart returns to the red blaze of the logs
in one’s fireplace at home.
“There are his young barbarians all at play,”—
if he owns any youthful savages.—No, the world has a million roosts for a
man, but only one nest.
—It is a fine thing to be an oracle to which an appeal is always made in
all discussions. The men of facts wait their turn in grim silence, with
that slight tension about the nostrils which the consciousness of
carrying a “settler” in the form of a fact or a revolver gives the
individual thus armed. When a person is really full of information, and
does not abuse it to crush conversation, his part is to that of the real
talkers what the instrumental accompaniment is in a trio or quartette of
vocalists.
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