—What do I mean by the real talkers?—Why, the people with fresh ideas, of
course, and plenty of good warm words to dress them in. Facts always
yield the place of honor, in conversation, to thoughts about facts; but
if a false note is uttered, down comes the finger on the key and the man
of facts asserts his true dignity. I have known three of these men of
facts, at least, who were always formidable,—and one of them was
tyrannical.
—Yes, a man sometimes makes a grand appearance on a particular occasion;
but these men knew something about almost everything, and never made
mistakes.—He? _Veneers_ in first-rate style. The mahogany scales off
now and then in spots, and then you see the cheap light stuff—I
found—very fine in conversational information, the other day when we were
in company. The talk ran upon mountains. He was wonderfully well
acquainted with the leading facts about the Andes, the Apennines, and the
Appalachians; he had nothing in particular to say about Ararat, Ben
Nevis, and various other mountains that were mentioned. By and by some
Revolutionary anecdote came up, and he showed singular familiarity with
the lives of the Adamses, and gave many details relating to Major André.
A point of Natural History being suggested, he gave an excellent account
of the air-bladder of fishes. He was very full upon the subject of
agriculture, but retired from the conversation when horticulture was
introduced in the discussion. So he seemed well acquainted with the
geology of anthracite, but did not pretend to know anything of other
kinds of coal. There was something so odd about the extent and
limitations of his knowledge, that I suspected all at once what might be
the meaning of it, and waited till I got an opportunity.—Have you seen
the “New American Cyclopædia?” said I.—I have, he replied; I received an
early copy.—How far does it go?—He turned red, and answered,—To
Araguay.—Oh, said I to myself,—not quite so far as Ararat;—that is the
reason he knew nothing about it; but he must have read all the rest
straight through, and, if he can remember what is in this volume until he
has read all those that are to come, he will know more than I ever
thought he would.
Since I had this experience, I hear that somebody else has related a
similar story. I didn’t borrow it, for all that.—I made a comparison at
table some time since, which has often been quoted and received many
compliments. It was that of the mind of a bigot to the pupil of the eye;
the more light you pour on it, the more it contracts. The simile is a
very obvious, and, I suppose I may now say, a happy one; for it has just
been shown me that it occurs in a Preface to certain Political Poems of
Thomas Moore’s published long before my remark was repeated. When a
person of fair character for literary honesty uses an image, such as
another has employed before him, the presumption is, that he has struck
upon it independently, or unconsciously recalled it, supposing it his
own.
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