Detective and mystery stories; Kidnapping -- Fiction; Missing persons -- Fiction; Motion picture actors and actresses -- Fiction
“What about tea? You’ve got to drink tea, my good lady, though you have
fifty scenes to study. And you can’t read and eat too. If you do, you’ll
get indigestion, and if you get indigestion——”
She laughed.
“If my landlady will loan me her parlour, you may come to tea at
half-past four,” she said; “and if you have another engagement at five
o’clock, you’ll be able to meet it.”
Jack Knebworth was waiting for him when he went into the studio.
“Heard about that entry in the scenario book?” he asked. “I see you
have. What do you think of it?” Without waiting for a reply: “It looks
queer to me. Foss was an unmitigated liar. That fellow couldn’t see
straight. I’ve got a little bone to pick with him on the matter of a fee
he accepted from a screen-struck lady who wished to be featured in one
of my productions.”
“How’s the girl?” asked Michael.
“You mean Adele? Really, she’s wonderful, Brixan! I’m touching wood all
the time”—he put his hand on the table piously—“because I know that
there’s a big shock coming to me somewhere and somehow. Those things do
not happen in real life. The only stars that are born in a night are the
fireworks produced by crazy vice-presidents who have promised to do
something for Mamie and can’t break their word. And Mamie, supported by
six hundred extras and half a million dollars’ worth of sets, two
chariot races and the fall of Babylon, all produced regardless of
expense, manages to get over by giving a fine imitation of what the
Queen of Persia would look like if she’d been born a chorus girl and
trained as a mannequin. And she’s either got so few clothes that you
don’t look at her face, or so many clothes that you don’t notice her
acting.
“Those kind of stars are like the dust of the Milky Way: there is so
much splendour all round them that it wouldn’t matter if they weren’t
there at all. But this girl Leamington, she’s getting over entirely and
absolutely by sheer, unadulterated grey matter. I tell you, Brixan, it’s
not right. These things do not happen except in the imagination of press
agents. There’s something wrong with that kid.”
“Wrong?” said Michael, startled.
Knebworth nodded.
“Something radically wrong. There’s a snag somewhere. She’s either going
to let me down by vanishing before the picture’s through, or else she’s
going to be arrested for driving a car along Regent Street in a highly
intoxicated condition!”
Michael laughed.
“I think she’ll do neither,” he said.
“Heard about Mendoza’s new company?” asked old Jack, filling his pipe.
Michael pulled up a chair and sat down.
“No, I haven’t.”
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