PASHA BAILEY BEN 242 LIEUTENANT-COLONEL FLARE 248 SPECULATION 254 AH ME! 255 LOST MR. BLAKE 256 THE DUKE OF PLAZA-TORO 262 THE BABY'S VENGEANCE 265 THE ÆSTHETE 271 THE CAPTAIN AND THE MERMAIDS 273 SAID I TO MYSELF, SAID I 278 ANNIE PROTHEROE 280 SORRY HER LOT 286 AN UNFORTUNATE LIKENESS 287 THE CONTEMPLATIVE SENTRY 292 GREGORY PARABLE, LL.D. 294 THE PHILOSOPHIC PILL 299 THE KING OF CANOODLE-DUM 301 BLUE BLOOD 307 FIRST LOVE 309 THE JUDGE'S SONG 315 BRAVE ALUM BEY 317 WHEN I FIRST PUT THIS UNIFORM ON 322 SIR BARNABY BAMPTON BOO 324 SOLATIUM 329 THE MODEST COUPLE 330 A NIGHTMARE 335 THE MARTINET 338 DON'T FORGET! 345 THE SAILOR BOY TO HIS LASS 348 THE SUICIDE'S GRAVE 354 THE REVEREND SIMON MAGUS 356 HE AND SHE 361 DAMON _V._ PYTHIAS 363 THE MIGHTY MUST 367 MY DREAM 368 A MIRAGE 374 THE BISHOP OF RUM-TI-FOO AGAIN 376 THE GHOSTS' HIGH NOON 381 A WORM WILL TURN 383 THE HUMANE MIKADO 388 THE HAUGHTY ACTOR 391 WILLOW WALY! 397 THE TWO MAJORS 399 LIFE IS LOVELY ALL THE YEAR 403 EMILY, JOHN, JAMES, AND I 405 THE USHER'S CHARGE 411