The Bacillus of Beauty: A Romance of To-dayStark, Harriet
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The Bacillus of Beauty: A Romance of To-day
Stark, Harriet
Beauty, Personal -- Fiction; Man-woman relationships -- Fiction; New York (N.Y.) -- Fiction; Science fiction
But more than any prize I valued the help and friendship of John Burke
and the consciousness that he considered me his most promising pupil.
Upborne by new ideals, I resolved to study through the vacation that
followed, and to my surprise this was not an infliction but a pleasure,
now that I was my own task-mistress.
Next term the "girl teacher"--for economy's sake we had them in summer
when there were no big boys to thrash--was astonished at my industry
and wisdom, and as I could see, a little afraid of them. At the end of
the first week I went home bursting with an idea that in secret I had
long cherished. Aunt Keren was at tea, I remember, and the talk fell
upon my work in school, giving me my opportunity.
"Who'd a thought a mischeevious little tyke like her would ha' turned
out a first-rate learner, after all?" queried Auntie, beaming upon me
good-naturedly from behind her gold-bowed spectacles. "I al'ays tol'
ye, Ezry, ye'd be proud o' her some day."
"I guess Sue Arkwright's a famous good teacher; that's one thing," said
Ma, amiably. "Sis never done near so well before; at least, not till
last term."
"I never thought Sue was anythin' remarkable," Pa broke in. "How is
that, Sis? Is she a good teacher?"
"No, she ain't," I responded, with quickened beating of the heart.
Criticism of teachers was admissible in my code of ethics, but
justification must follow; there must be proof--or reproof.
"What's that?" said Pa, looking at me curiously. "Ever ketch her in a
mistake?"
"Yes, Sir."
"Bring the book."
I ran and fetched a well-thumbed book from the sewing machine and
turned to the definitions of familiar foreign words.
"There," said I, spreading the speller flat on the table and pointing
with my finger. "French word for 'Mister.' Teacher called it
'Monshure,' just as they all do. But that's wrong. To-day I showed her
how it is. See, the book says it's pronounced 'm-o-s-s-e-r' and that
little mark means an accent on the last syllable and it's 'long e.'
'Mosseer' is right. But when I showed it to teacher, she looked at it
awhile, and then she wrinkled up her eye-brows, and whispered it once
or twice and said: 'Oh, yes; "mosser."' And she made us call it
'mosser' all the rest of the day, too," I ended triumphantly.
"Why, o' course that ain't right; 'mosser' ain't it!" volunteered one
of the hired men, who had lingered to hear the discussion. "I've heerd
that word a thousan' times; right way seems like 'M'shoo.' Shucks!
Can't get my tongue 'round it, nohow."
"Yes, I know", said Pa "you go call Frenchy."
Joe Lavigne, summoned from the barn, came, followed by all the rest,
curious to see what was wanted--a rough, kindly gang of men in blue
overalls and big, clumping boots.
"Joe," said Pa; "you say 'Mister' in French."
"Ya-a-as, M'sieu' Weensheep, so I call heem: M'sieu'; M'sieu'; M'sieu'."
Very carefully Frenchy pronounced the clipped word.
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