The Ballad of Ensign JoyHornung, E. W. (Ernest William)
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The Ballad of Ensign Joy
Hornung, E. W. (Ernest William)
World War, 1914-1918 -- Poetry
````Ensign Joy--
````In his golden greeting no least
`````alloy--
````In his shining eyes no guile!
|HE showed her the bullet that
`````did the trick--
````He showed her the trick,
`````x-ray'd;
````He showed her a table timed to
`````a tick,
````And a map that an airman
`````made.
````He spoke of a shell that caused grievous loss--
````But he never mentioned a certain
`````cross
````For his part in the escapade!
|SHE saw it herself in a list next
`````day,
````And it brought her back to his
`````bed,
````With a number of beautiful
`````things to say,
````Which were mostly over his
`````head.
````Turned pink as his own pyjamas'
`````stripe,
````To her mind he ceased to em-
`````body a type--
````Sank into her heart instead.
|I WONDER that all of you
`````didn't retire!"
````"My blighters were not that
`````kind."
````"But it says _you_ 'advanced un-
`````der murderous fire,
````Machine-gun and shell com-
`````bined--'"
````"Oh, that's the regular War
````Office wheeze!"
````"'Advanced'--with that leg!--
`````'on his hands and knees'!"
````"I couldn't leave it behind."
|HE was soon trick-driving an
`````invalid chair,
`````and dancing about on a crutch;
````The _haute noblesse_ of Grosvenor
````Square
````Felt bound to oblige as such;
````They sent him for many a motor-
`````whirl--
````With the wistful, willowy wisp of
`````a girl
````Who never again lost touch.
|THEIR people were most of
`````them dead and gone.
````They had only themselves to
````His pay was enough to marry
`````upon,
````As every Ensign sees.
````They would muddle along (as
`````in fact they did)
````With vast supplies of the _tertium
`````quid_
````You bracket with bread-and-
`````cheese.
`````please.
|THEY gave him some leave
`````after Grosvenor Square--
````And bang went a month on
`````banns;
````For Ermyntrude had a natural
`````_flair_
````For the least unusual plans.
````Her heaviest uncle came down
`````well,
````And entertained, at a fair hotel,
````The dregs of the coupled clans.
|A CERTAIN number of
`````cheques accrued
````To keep the wolf from the
`````door:
````The economical Ermyntrude
````Had charge of the dwindling
`````store,
````When a Board reported her
`````bridegroom fit
````As--some expression she didn't
`````permit . . .
````And he left for the Front once
`````more.
|HIS crowd had been climbing
`````the jaws of hell:
````He found them in death's dog-
`````teeth,
````With little to show but a good
`````deal to tell
````In their fissure of smoking
`````heath.
````There were changes--of course
`````--but the change in him
````Was the ribbon that showed on
`````his tunic trim
````And the tumult hidden be-
`````neath!
|FOR all he had suffered and
`````seen before
````Seemed nought to a husband's
`````care;
````And the Chinese puzzle of mod-
`````ern war
````For subtlety couldn't compare
````With the delicate springs of the
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